For Swoop: Abi Titmuss, Boobies, & The Keeley Hazell Interview

To erase all the confusion, Keeley is the one that's acting submissive in all the photos

slick rick is a piece of shit and so is keeley

Slick Rick, you're a dick. And your mother's a hag.

Hey lilyspryte, what's up?

I have been real busy at work unfortunately. Luckily a big project is finished and I have more time on my plate to goof off, now I can criticize people the Bastardly way.

PS...for all you fuckin' JEALOUS bastardly HAGS here who don't get why seriously HOTT girls like these 2 do what they do & ENJOY doing it,or how we REAL MEN find this desirable sexually, get a fucking clue & take some goddamn notes please...

this is a cum fiesta...truly delicious porno sluts at their finest...what STRAIGHT man could not want to be a part of this scene...TRUE FANTASY for real here w/these 2 looking,dreesing,&acting; exactly as shown...T&A; on them=OUT-FUCKIN'-RAGEOUS...;PP

Fap fap fap, SPLAT!!!

Perhaps I am a loser, perhaps these pics have been Photoshopped, but I have seen other relatively untouched photos of her (event pics, for example) and I do not think that I am wrong in saying that Keeley is a babe.

caliban is back, hey, where ya been?

Hey Moe, if you ever dedicate a post to me, make sure it's about this greek singer Sasa Basta.

I even got a link for you ungrateful wankers:

www.maximonline.gr/maximgirls/c-girls/114/article.html

I give those titties FOUR THUMBS UP!!

susan is right, these nasty canyon twats have been so photoshopped u literally cant tell the 2 apart

I don't know who these ladies are or which is which for that matter but going by these pictures they look fucakble to me.

Sorry if there is a double post, something is not right.

I don't know anything about these women and I don't even know which is which but going by these pics they look fuckable to me.

Tin man...... You are seriously a big looser! She has makeup and plastic surgery and hours, i mean hours of photoshop done to look somewhat decent. You can't even see her face...for obvious reasons. Look at some of her pictures where she is "normal". Fuckin ugly.

My hotness meter just melted.

I don't know which is which but I don't really care.

omg, so this is what these dirty STD infested bitches do to gain attention? what a couple of losers.

Skanks

Dueling media whores.

Help! Pic #3 - her belly button is sliding off her body!

yes yes................some more typical brainless cheap slappers.

do you have any pictures of them torturing squirels?

holy crap! must toss batch right nooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got any pics where they go muff diving together?

Yeah I've got a question.

How is it that the planet didn't implode when the two hottest bitches in the world were half naked in the same room together.

It had to have shifted the Earth on it axis or something.

Thank you. That is all.

They are so hot make"s me horny

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THE WONDERS OF PHOTOSHOP.

CAN TURN AN UGLY CUNT INTO A SLIGHTLY LESS UGLY CUNT

Looks like Abi's the one that's going to be on top. Can't wait to see the photoshoot where you spank Keeley on your knees while in her Catholic school girl outfit during after school detention.

wow, these are really nice photos of both of them. You almost don't believe it:

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/27/abi-titmuss-opening-night-of-dirty-dancing-london/

Ya, I agree with all these other bastardlies. You need to stay blonde. Blonde and sleek hair. Don't ever dye it again (assuming you are a natural blonde).

These make my balls ache. Help me, Abi!

We need more pics like these on shitty mondays. Thanks MoeDawg.

btw, thanks moe for the big titties. All four of them.

Abi, please send in more BLONDE photoshots with lots of photoshopping. It makes you wankable. And of course, Keeley next to you makes you three times a hot. In fact, can we have two Keeley clones doing each other instead?