Bastardly Lady of the Day - Laura

... Manly... You make Dominicans look bad...

Then again your shirt did say "HOT... right now" I guess they're having a shortage if that's the best they can produce... I guess it's time to start the Bi-Racial program

PLEASE !!!! PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER !!!! THATS ABSOLUTELY ANTI-HYGENIC !!!!!!!

just booooooring baby.....every woman out there is more latina-looking than you!

" Has anyone seen the ad below of a red Tickle Me Elmo on his back humping air? That’s some nasty shit for a Children’s ad. "

No. Wish it was still there. =(

lol .. well.. I commend her confidence.

would it hurt to put a little mascara/eyeliner?? --- ps. how cute is your little friend!! :o)

LOL @ #67! fucking hilarious!

She is OK but would be better off with makeup. I worked as a make-up artist and having seen many models before/after I can tell she's a good material. Not to be mistaken.. she DOES need some work b-fore posting pix in public ;)

Ugh, damn i sick and tired of these hoes who think they're "natural beauties" and think they can get away with no make up shit, i got 2 words for you girl concealer and fucking eye brow pencil haha wait that was more than two, I'm sorry I dunno about u but if I was a guy I do not wanna be bangin some chick with no eyebrows bitch looks rough!

OMFG...c'mon now, laura...i'm about as open-minded as they come, racially speaking, when speaking about any woman's desirability, but baby,sugar plum...YOU IS TORE THE FUCK UP(grammar intended for those of you not familiar w/U.S. slang)...i mean crack-addicted whores w/visible herpes chancres laugh at you & this PATHETIC pictorial...BEGONE...ya blank-expressioned skeezer...YOUR SHIT IS WEAK(more U.S. slang)...

Her boobs could be a little "smaller?" Huh? I've seen actual insect bites bigger than what she calls her boobs.

FUCK im got scared when i saw that shit, but shes not hideous, if she did her hair got a tan and wore a shit load of makeup eyeliner etc she could b hot,, and oh stop with the facial expressions my god page 2 pic 4 is still embedded in my brain

key words on her t-shirt: RIGHT NOW.

what the fuck? who the hell aproves these fuckin things? i just lost a perfectly good boner, fuck you and go back to your crack whore infested grave bitch!

well........ I would give her a good ride

Well said Angelfood.

Hanna says:

"All these guys here are so stupid that they need a women to ahve like a glowing face with tons of makeup to see the beauty. With some makeup though you have the potential to look absolutely stunning. Nice pictures!"

You contradict yourself in 2 sentences! Rarely do I see that...geez! I didn't say she needed tons of makeup I said she should accent what she had...she does have small eyes...makeup will open them, make them appear larger...she has plucked the shit outta her eyebrows and she needs to fill them in...she needs to even out her facial tones...That is the problem...you make some decent, well meaning comments about a using a little makeup and people immediately think that means gobbing it on so you can't see the beauty beneath..guys here don't like a mask of makeup but they don't like ladies that look like death warmed over either...that is all anyone is saying... if you are going to post your pics all over the internet...why not do it at your best?

Is that a he/she?....looks like a sex change gone terribly wrong.....Dude looks like a lady!

All the last comments are true that see your beauty. U are beautiful, and im a model and my cousin that is seeing you now here is a photogroper in Ireland and he can clearly see that you are beutiful 2. All these guys here are so stupid that they need a women to ahve like a glowing face with tons of makeup to see the beauty. With some makeup though you have the potential to look absolutely stunning. Nice pictures!

This girl is really beautiful. She has a rockin' body and great features. She's just not wearing a ton of make-up--that's why all of you horn dogs had a bad reaction. She looks as though she has a very coy, charismic personality. Keep is up, cutie!

she could be pretty if she looked healthier...by healthier i mean not so dead or old looking....alot of potential. wear makeup!

this is a woman that could benefit from a little make-up. just to even out her skin tone and emphasize her eyes.

She is definitely not ugly, she just doesn't have pounds of make up on. She's cute, very natural looking.

Laura,Laura Laura, does that rhyme with horror. It's halloween she'll take her mask off tomorrow, it will all be better. IT'S NOT A MASK!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE,SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN & COVER YOURSELVES WITH HOT BUTTER TO REPELL HER. Sorry I went off there , she's OK I guess. Or is she, moooohahaha,moooohhaaaahhhaaa.

angelfood...that was too nice, really LOOK AT HER SKIN URGHHH!!!!

I wonder why these girls send in pics! Even if you live a natural, beach-type existence. Either this BLOD is ill or she needs to spend some serious time in the sun or wear makeup...no eyebrows, no eyelashes, makeup to make her eyes look bigger, her mouth needs color etc...she does have potential but doesn't appear to care to make the most of what she has...some women just have no natural color in their face or dark circles around their eyes...not attractive!

Hey Moe, I got my first copy of photoshop. I may try my hand at beautifying Laura here. My goal is making her look better than Abi Titmuss.

hideous. absolutley hideous. i feel sick

You have the potential to be pretty. You just need some make-up.

Oh, and you did make a wonky pouty face.

while most BLOTDs could definitely benefit from taking off a few layers of make-up, i feel like you could do well if you put a little bit on... your skin tone makes you look extremely washed out... in some pictures your eyebrows look non-existent. i think you have potential to be good-looking, you just need to get 1) less arrogant and 2) more realistic about what you look like. so put on some make-up and stop posing like you're extremely sexy and you'll be better off.

also, i never understand why people have t-shirts like on your first page. just seems so... tacky.

woW! Well, it IS Halloween and She IS pulling off the Vampire look or maybe she's a Zombie. Anywhore, she does a good job of playing dead. Also, I would not be able to pull a "Sexy" pose if I had a frickin' homeless looking mime behind me. But that's just me.

I'd love to say 'nice tits' except that I've just vomited in my mouth after looking at her nauseating face.

LOL Moe,

U could just buy a bunch of brown bags like the ones they give at the liquor store, and put a Bastardly ink Stamp on it on the front, and in the back of the bag it should say:

Caution " Test it on your 40oz, before using it on your ugly bitch. We recommand that you drink the whole bottle to the point where you won't remember anything tomorow."

lol

i am speechless.... cute friend though.......

I would definitely not go lesbian for you... Said..

Slutty, ugly & stupid is no way to go through life sweetheart

...Speechless....at least she's better than that fat chick that was BLOD friday. Um, well to impress the bastardly society you need a new wardrobe, more makeup, to moisturize your hair, show boobs and ass more...then you would probably be happier with the comments.

I like your answers Laura

You need a little makeup (done right) and you'd look nice

Ugly, manly, disproportionate. Now hand me the BBB so I can puke in it.

ok, enough with the jokes. really now.... where's the BLOTD?

sunken face, monster forehead, stupid expressions... and you had a pouty lip pic after ragging on other BLOTD's.

I would say that you are truly Bastardly, but for all the wrong reasons, like sending in these horrid pics.

New category: BMOTD - Bastardly Man of the Day

hahaha

oh my god. i'll look it to it. I'm sure there's some company that makes customized brown bags.

Damn, did you just wake up one day and decide to send in your pictures?? If you're going to take pictures, could you put on just a little fuckin makeup? I mean, gotdamn, is it too much to ask to put a little fuckin effort into this shit? I'm tired of these bitches rolling out of bed and just decide to snap and send in their fuckin pictures!

Moe, shouldn't you have a Bastardly Lady of the Day Challenge of Champions? Just like a Jeopardy face off of old champions. You can have the first annual Bastardly Lady of the Year. Two categories: 1) Grade AAA Filet Mignon and 2) Bitch. Cover both end of the spectrum.

Moe, I noticed you have Bastardly T-Shirts on sale in your store. You know what would sell better than those? Butta Bags. Bastardly Butta Bags. BBB's would be snapped up like crazy. You could sell them for $4 a bag and it would cost you like 1/2 cent to make in some Cambodian sweatshop. Of course, be sure to make them two-ply. Wouldn't want them to break during the old nasty.

It's almost like she spent her free time getting beat in the face with a grouper while on the raft ride over from Dominica.

well... she does have a nice body but she looks rather... sickly.

you are ugly. plain and simple. you are very ugly and you look on the verge of death.

You guys gotta admit, she's not that much worse than Brooke Hogan, Kate Winslet or Victoria Beckham. And she'd probably share some of her crack with you (both cracks).

I have no fuckin clue which way to go with this. Good god woman could you have given us any more ammunition. You loaded up both barrels and gave us the shotgun.

She actually looks like she could be one of those unique models who look good when they are all done up for a shoot but also look scary as hell when they are not, like Tyra banks, she is scarier than Rush Limbaugh naked.