Brooke Hogan - Still Undiscovered @ NY Album Signing

ugly

is it safe to have tree trunks wrapped around your back when fucking? damn that is one thick fug chick.

Slick Rick aka The Voice of Reason

look, SHE’LL NEVER BE AS HOT AS SHE OBVIOUSLY THINKS SHE IS…and yes,you’ll always see reminders of the hulkster in her mug years after he dies from steroid-related causes, but that being said, i’d gladly fuck the hell out of her b/c her generous body looks like it can absorb a major pounding & offer enough substantial cum-inducing pleasures in return…she does have some bodily treats that i believe need to be orally inspected by me at once before they start to go bad over the near future, i do believe… qoute from #20

Gotta agree with you there dude...this busted brooke chick is fat and ugly, but she is doable with the right amount of low/no lights and ALCOHOL - ie, atleast a couple 2/3 keggers and a total solar pitch black eclipse of the sun.

>ii

i like he rsong abouh us

sorry guys

buh shez fugly

buh i just like that one song

dun hate me:(

lolz:)

She looks better without all the make-up and slutty clothing on. Like in just regular stuff... jeans and tees etc. Does still have that man chin dimple thing going, but I don't think she is ugly. She's got some strong genes in her and is built like a brick shit house. Can't stand her music ofcourse.. or that freakin wigger boy she has rappin in her vid. He really does think he is black.. and actually he's come closer than most. lol But alas .. totally different generation from mine. Closest mine came to wiggers were the Beastie Boys and 3rd Base.

look, SHE'LL NEVER BE AS HOT AS SHE OBVIOUSLY THINKS SHE IS...and yes,you'll always see reminders of the hulkster in her mug years after he dies from steroid-related causes, but that being said, i'd gladly fuck the hell out of her b/c her generous body looks like it can absorb a major pounding & offer enough substantial cum-inducing pleasures in return...she does have some bodily treats that i believe need to be orally inspected by me at once before they start to go bad over the near future, i do believe...

This whore is so annoying. I am glad her album will flop and she will end up a linebacker for some football team. If not she can do some chicks with dic** porn. Haggard, old looking, bleached out whore.

Oh, and we can't forget the Jenna Jameson bleached blonde hair.

I still can't believe she's 18. (I found out a few days ago.. I hadn't really heard of her much before haha)

With the six pounds of makeup she always has on and the SLUTTY clothes and shoes, she looks like a 25 year old porn star.

Seriously. She's like Young Pamela Anderson or something.

can you imagine what she will look like at 40? yeeeeesh......

Moe:

It isn't on Billboard's top 200.

her gender is "still undiscovered"

Ok this might be a dumbass question, but how is this CD selling anyway?

With the proper make-up, proper lighting, proper dress, proper immunization shots and just the right amount of alcohol (alot) she is doable.

And at other times I tend to agree with statements like this...

"Just another reason y steroids and reproduction don’t mix"

This chick has thick legs. I would love to have them wrapped around my head. She aint that hot though...just a typical media whore.

As I look at her, trying to decipher the pokeability® of Frau Hogan, I start with the hair, which looks OK. As soon as I get to the Hulkster face, I am so reminded of The World Wildlife Fund that there is no way there can be a roll in the hay. She's also a little too strong looking in the trunk and legs for my sensibilities, so I would have to pass unless copious amounts of alcohol were involved or there was a payday in the future.

hahahahahahahaha you all are some cruel funny fuckers! hahaha

I'm amazed how she can hide her cock underneath that tight dress....

Are those her legs or tree trunks? (just askin)

I always thouhgt this bitch was ugly, until I saw the photoshoped air brushed version of her in FHM, she looked nice, not gorgeous or anything, but nice-----but I realized this is NOT what she really looks like, FHM got rid of the real BH for its mag. Anway looking at these untouched photos of her, I am back to thinking she is fug agian.

This is not going to age well.

Her legs are bigger than her Fathers.

This is just wrong.

This is mystifying. WTF? She seriously does look 40.

Just another reason y steroids and reproduction don't mix...I swear I see an Adam's apple...

Dear God! Seriously, how old is this chick??? Isn't she like 18 or something? Bitch looks like 40!

Classic example of a silver spoon up her rectum ampulla.