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Laura writes:

Hi I’m Laura, don’t really know what to say. Aren’t you HAPPY it’s not a blonde bimbo with fake ZZ’s and a ridiculously exaggerated tan with pouty ass lips?..huh? cuz I sure am…(happy, that is)

PS: that is NOT my daughter!!!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

I wouldn’t go lesbian for anyone, really, but Jessica Alba, I have to admit, is hot. She’s very good looking…ooh. and Giselle… Heidi Klum…..Well, the fact of the matter is that there are a whole bunch of female celebrities that are beautiful.. There are too many. (sorry for the long answer)

Do you like your boobs?

They could be a little smaller, but I guess they’re alright.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ew, no. That’s disgusting, my grandpa is 89! I’d rather spend the day eating cow nuts than have to go through that shit.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

Not that I recall… and not that it would work, anyway.

What makes you Bastardly?

1) The fact that I say so and 2) The fact that I have NO idea what the FUCK bastardly means. Care to define it for me?

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!