Ludivine writes:

Hey guys. I’m a 19 year old born and raised in Hawaii, although thankfully I’ve moved to Europe and spend my days as an art-fag. I’m a self confessed cam-whore who just started studying photography, and what better place to put my pics than for the Bastardly readers to browse over and rip apart? You all make me smile downstairs, in my pants.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I was never super-attracted to any lady until I saw Natalie Portman do her pink-wig stripper mode in Closer.

Do you like your boobs?
Considering I wore an A cup bra until the age of 18, they are definitely on the small side. I’d rather be a bit flat though than have half melons glued onto my chest Victoria-Beckham style. My ass however, is apparently pinchably ballerina-like <3.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hell yes! Financial security for life o/.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Nope, their lines aren’t usually as sophisticated as that. But on the subject of celebrity resemblance, my significant other bears an uncanny resemblance to Harry Potter.

What makes you Bastardly?
Size does matter for a materialistic American girl like me. And I’m not talking about stereos or TVs >_>.

Also, I’m nice and flexible after years of ballerina. /flex ;)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!