Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Body Double: Legolas & Betsy

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Betsy writes:

Hey guys, I was the lady of the day a little while back, Betsy…. Well lately I’ve been hearing a lot of, “You look like that elf from Lord of the Rings, your ears are pointy.” I recently had a picture taken that proves it. I’ve been saying it for a few years.

Red Auerbach Dies @ 89. Celtics Dancers to Debut on Wednesday.

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First of all, basketball suffered a great loss yesterday with Red Auerbach’s sudden death by way of a heart attack. He was 89 & it was quick, so peace be upon him. He left the world as president of the Celtics & left the Celtics w/ an insane 938-479 record, in which he coached his team to nine NBA championships, including titles in his last eight seasons. Phew! Once again, R.I.P., my friend.

Secondly, in the world of Bastardly Halftime T&A Shows, Mr. Auerbach’s former employer ranks dead last. In an attempt to help change the situation, the Celtics are slowly crawling into the 80s by shelling out for their very own dance team.

After a close analysis of this new dance team, I have to conclude that 75% of these women look out of shape. Are these chicks planning to do some sort of slow dance or are the Celtics planning to give beer away for free during halftime? One thing’s for sure though, the person in charge of selecting these chicks was either…

1. gay (not that anything’s wrong w/ that)
2. a woman basing everything on dancing ability
3. a dude w/ really bad taste in women.

Regardless, if you’re looking to stalk these chicks, hit up their bios on the Celtics official website.

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Needs To Do Playboy: Super Sexy Sarah Shahi @ CMT “Giants” Premiere

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These were snapped @ CMT “Giant,” a two-hour special honoring Reba McEntire. It was held a couple days back.

This woman is by far one of the hottest pieces of asses in the biz & if she can manage to sleep w/ the right people, I can totally see 2007 being her breakout year!

For those of you who find this woman hot, you gotta check out this photo shoot. Thank us later.

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Playboy’s Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume

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Do you have juicy plans to slut it up during halloween? Well, send us your sluttiest halloween memories & if you meet our slutty standards, we’ll send you some Bastardly Clothing.

- There’s More To Victoria Beckham Than Just Boobs [HollywoodTuna]
- The Chupacabra is Attacking Anne Hathaway! [Dlisted]
- Making Tina O. Famous [Drunken Stepfather]

- Separated at mouth [CityRag]
- Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Do British OK! [Yeeeah!]
- Sara Evans: Sexy Southern MILF â„¢ [Fatback and Collards]
- Movie Star Showdown: Kate Beckinsale vs. Natalie Portman [Horny Oyster]

- Love It Or Hate It: Kelly Clarkson’s New Do [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Flags of Our Fathers Review [Popoholic]
- Angelina plans to adopt an Indian kid to take the heat off Madonna [Cele|bitchy]

- Jessica Simpson Will Stalk You on MySpace [Egotastic]
- Mariah Carey Gets Cancelled [IDLYITW]
- Famous First Times [College Humor]

- Snoop Dog just wants to defend us [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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