Posts from July 2014

Abi Titmuss @ Opening Night Of Dirty Dancing London

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If you didn’t read, Abi announced that she will be conducting an interview with Keeley Hazell! Check out her post and suggest some interview questions!

Be sure to check out Abi’s website too!

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Dominique Swain Markets Her Nipple & XBOX 360!

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This almost looks staged, but oh well, a nipple is a nipple, right? Before you get a close-up of Dom’s nipple, here’s a little something about Ms. Swain.

Dominique Ariane Swain (born August 12, 1980 in Malibu, California) is an American actress who is best known for her role as the title character in the 1997 film, Lolita (based on the novel Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov).
In 1995, Swain was picked out of 2,500 girls to star in the controversial remake of Lolita; the film was released in 1997. Soon later, Swain starred as the hot and rebellious daughter of John Travolta in action film Face/Off. Since Face/Off, Swain starred in low-budget films.
Swain is also a vegan and a spokesperson for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). At the age of 21, she became the youngest model to pose nude for PETA.
In 2002, Stuff magazine named her #79 of the “102 Sexiest Women In The World.” [Wiki]

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Cissy

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Cissy writes:

Well hey there, my names Cecilia but everyone calls me Cissy for short. Some people laugh at the name cos they INCORRECTLY define as a “wuss” or a “sissy girl” but I looked it up in the dictionary and it means ladylike. Well it actually said “someone with very feminine qualities” but thankfully I was born a girl so it works. :) I’m 18 years of age, of Chinese/Taiwanese heritage and I live down under in good old aussieland.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Too many lol. Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio and I’ll throw in Angelina Jolie cos she’s had previous experience and be all into it, just to name a few. Oh and I’d also go the whole set of Victoria’s Secret models. At the same time.

Do you like your boobs?
I’m sure I would if i had some. Being the token Asian I was blessed with mosquito bites. Maybe if I eat more I will be able to just grow some fat around that area.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I haven’t seen that many zeros since I won that lottery jackpot.. in my dreams. So yes, I guess I would. Hey, Anna Nicole Smith did it and look at where it got her. yeah …. woo..

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I’ve been told I look Jap (I’m not).. which is kind of a compliment because stereotypically all Japanese girls are supposed to be hot and kinky. Particular celebrity ey… Otsuka Ai (a singer in Japan) but that was from a girl (!), and that’s about it cos there’s not that many renowned celebrity Asians floating around apart from Lucy Liu ( I wish ) and Bai Ling ( my idol lol ).

What makes you Bastardly?
Because I’m comfortable enough to make fun of myself before anyone else has a chance to put me down, therefore beating them at their own game. I’m also Bastardly because I was born out of wedlock! Okay, I made that up but wouldn’t that be a great answer because that is technically the definition of bastardly.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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