Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Kim Kardashian does Paris Hilton again!

Looks like Kim got tired of Nick’s Cannon for one night and wanted to go back to the lesbian sex she previous contemplated with Paris.

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Rachael Leigh Cook @ World Premiere of Borat

As much I’d hate to, I might have to put the Bastardly Hasbeen label on Rachael because we really haven’t seen much of her recently…

Let’s hope that none of her future projects suck… or atleast maybe she’ll get naked. (From IMDb)

- Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII (2006) (VG) (announced) (voice) (attached) …. Tifa Lockhart
- Descent (2006) (post-production) (uncredited) …. Allison
- Nancy Drew (2007) (completed) …. Jane Brighton
- The Final Season (2007) (completed) …. Polly Hudson
- Matters of Life and Death (2006) (completed) …. Emily Jennings

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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Felicitas Woll @ German TV Awards

And the German Wiki says…

Felicitas Woll (* 20. Januar 1980 in Homberg an der Efze, Hessen) ist eine deutsche Schauspielerin. Bekannt wurde sie durch die ARD-Serie Berlin, Berlin und den TV-Film Dresden.

Aktuell engagiert sich Felicitas Woll für Menschen mit einem Down-Syndrom (Trisomie 21) durch ihre Teilnahme an einer Posterkampagne des DS-Infocenters. Auf den Postern und Postkarten, die im Oktober 2005 veröffentlicht wurden, ist sie mit ihrem jüngeren Bruder Tassilo zu sehen, der mit Down-Syndrom zur Welt kam. Das Motto der Bilderserie lautet: “Ein Bruder mit Down-Syndrom ist manchmal echt die Hölle. Genau wie jeder andere Bruder auch.”

Am 9. November 2005 gab Felicitas Woll bekannt, dass sie schwanger sei. Am 14. Februar 2006 brachte sie im nordhessischen Korbach eine Tochter namens Taisha Valentina zur Welt. [Wiki]

The Ghetto Google Translater says…

Felicitas Woll (* 20 January 1980 in Homberg to the Efze, Hessen) is a German Actress. Admits became it by the POOL OF BROADCASTING CORPORATIONS series Berlin, Berlin and the TV-film Dresden.
Up-to-date Felicitas Woll for humans with a down syndrome (Trisomie 21) engages itself by its participation in a poster campaign of the DS Info. center. On the Postern and postcards, which were published in October 2005, she is to be seen with its younger brother Tassilo, which came with down syndrome to the world. The slogan that Picture series reads: “A brother with down syndrome is sometimes genuinly hell. Exactly like every other brother also.”
On 9 November 2005 Felicitas Woll communicated that she was more schwanger. On 14 February 2006 it brought a daughter in the north Hessian basket oh named Taisha Valentina to the world. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Minka Kelly @ Some NBA Event

Why the hell was this chick @ some NBA event? Minka has gone black, my friends & who do we have to thank for this? Donald Faison! I think she looked hotter before:

Normally I would go to the Wiki for more information, but there’s no entry for Minka just yet. After checking out IMDb, we learn only that she’s a June, 1980 baby. Here’s a short list of her recent projects…

1.The Kingdom (2007) (post-production) …. Ms. Ross
2. “Friday Night Lights”
3. The Pumpkin Karver (2006) …. Tammy
4. State’s Evidence (2006)

Source: IMDb

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Ana de la Reguera @ 2006 Latin MTV VMAs

And the Wiki says…

Ana de la Reguera (b. April 8, 1977 in Veracruz, Mexico) is a Mexican telenovela and movie actress.
Born Anabell Gardoqui De La Reguera, Ana began her performance arts studies in the Instituto Veracruzano de Cultura and was the host of Pasarela on Televisa Veracruz. She left the Televisa’s CEA, and then studied with Rosa María Bianchi, Patricia Reyes Spíndola and Rafael Miranau. She also studied with Raúl Quintanilla in the Centro de Formación Actoral de TV Azteca (CEFAC).
She played the role of beautiful nun Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre, the film by Jared Hess, director of Napoleon Dynamite. She has also often been mistaken for Penélope Cruz and Paz Vega.
Together with Mexican band Molotov, she will be the host of the 2006 Video Music Awards Latin America. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Angie

Angie writes:

Hey I’m Angie, here’s some pictures for Lady of the Day!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I’m gonna go with Charlize Theron.

Do you like your boobs?
Hell yes!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Haha. No way. That’s gross & I don’t need the money.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Actually no comparisons have been made so far!

What makes you Bastardly?
Ummm… I’m brains and beauty in one package? 3.8 GPA baby!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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