Bastardly Lady of the Day - Genia

Genia writes:

Hey my name is Genia and I must say I enjoy moejackson.com quite a bit. I like how everyone is harsh and honest and am a littler curious about what the bastardly viewers would say about me.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Stacy Keibler, she has great legs and I think her little elf face is cute.

Do you like your boobs?
I like my boobs a lot. Also, yes they are real.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Cash up front….maybe.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I have gotten Christina Ricci a few times. Oh and Natalie Portman.

What makes you Bastardly?
I am a charming girl with nice knockers.Also I am addicted to the Bastardly. I would like to think I have a bit of a sense of humor. Also in spite of my outward appearances I am an intelligent person.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Your Momma

- You need your natural hair color. Badly.

- Less makeup is, actually, more. Hint hint.

- Hit the Stairmaster, the Bowflex, the gym, my penis (several times a day)--whatever you need to keep active and keep those jelly rolls off.

- Last, and this is important: we are NOT impressed with you. Why are YOU so impressed with YOU? Stop trying so hard. Stop trying to be "cute". Just....stop. Suicide IS an option--think about it.

M

omg, someone tell this girl how pathetic she looks, so sad, acting like a slut is not helping u to look.... "hot"? thats awful, so sad :/

Chiara

her face is hideous - just not my taste at all, because she doesn´t look feminine at all! And her boobs are TOO BIG....maybe I wouldn´t think so, if i were a lesbian...but her, she can kill someone with that tatas.

red

An Emo (oh I'm sorry .. is it Goth?) with big knockers. She scared me.

ally

Whatever. This girl's hot!

r.i.p.mr eko

in general girls who ONLY take pictures from above so all you can see are their boobs are usually fat and/or slutty.

and she wears too much makeup.

jazz

i dunno.....i think shes pretty damn cute!

Dark_Angel
Dark_Angel

eeewwww ZERO class or beauty. fark.. you guys would do n e thing with legs as long as it has huge tits. All i see is trailer trash and a ticket to jail - she cant be more than 15 years old.

char-lie

...myspace...

lol

fucking hell huge saggy boobs & a 12 year olds face

nah you aint fit love

Mascha
Mascha

i want your boobies

Wiseman

Ugly enough only Slick Rick would date.

Sophia
Sophia

NICE boobs. Ok face.

FullaFlava
FullaFlava

Pudgy fingers and scabby knees, too much eye makeup; she has probably has been mistaking the fact guys give her attention as charisma since she was at primary school.

blue lace
blue lace

ew...Dolly Parton when she was young and even uglier...

probably has the world's flattest ass. nothing's grosser than those chicks with flat asses, huge love handles/spare tires, and enormous saggy boobs...ewww

Shot of Haterade
Shot of Haterade

Who told you that you look like Natalie Portman??? But anyways....massive rack with a young face...you are a pedophile's dream come true.

jenna

that makeup is terrible, distracts me from whatever decent things were in those photos.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Nothing but a bunch of shitty ass MySpace photos. I'd give her the Hot Karl then throw her out of a moving vehicle.

laserbeams
laserbeams

She looks like Samantha Fox. If you grew up in the 80s like I did, you'll know who I'm talking about. She's what I would consider "fairweather cute". Certainly not horrible, but she's all boobs and no neck, a most unfortunate combination to have especially when you hit your 30s. Better start saving up for the breast reduction!

silky johnson

sweet lord! all a girl needs to do here at bastradly is show off her boobs and shes automatically hot? shes hideous!, slutty cheap ho with $2 makeup job and a home dye job. someone desperate for action probably once told her that she looks so hot when she shows off her 20G size tits to the camera. Having tits like that would be the worst burden someone could have. They must look really bad out of a bra. Fat girls with way too much confidence are a growing problem today. Lose some weight, dye your hair brunette to bring out your lovely green eyes and scrape the black eyeliner off your face and I garuntee! that you will look 100% better.

gregg

My God!...You have the most beautiful green eyes!...You are very cute!...Yummmmy!

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

She's fuged up, nice bressssssseeeessssss though. Can we see the sideways sloppy joe.

rich
rich

i like her

Donna

Wow, makeup is way to harsh for her face, she looks young and freshfaced when she's not wearing lipstick and heavy eye makeup. But with it, she looks about forty years old

sole

also, her tits look like danny de vito's ass, and she is fat and stubby. look at the midget hands

denom

natalie portman, WTF??? NOO.. big boobs but too big , looks like a massive whale and deffa BUTTAAAAAAA and also looks like a witch in some pics and dont even get me started on those lips i would rather fuck previous BLOTD cathy rather than this trailer trash..

sole

are you kidding me? this girl got slapped with the ugly stick BAD. also, she does not have a good body, any fatty can lay in a bed, tuck in the tuck, make the torso long and voila, insta-waist.

seriously, keep nuclear experiments out of the bastardly

angelfood
angelfood

she looks like a SG! Looks like a girl with her own sense of style and she is comfortable with it...good for her...outside the box is good too...they can't all be barbie doll thin and pout all over the place!

Lucasship1
Lucasship1

Change your hair color much...Sha!

Oh and every once in while she looks 40.....Take the last picture for example.

Otherwise cute.......In a Lulu from To Sir with Love kinda way

If anyone is interested:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lulu_%28singer%29

Actually after checking out how she looks now.....She is Lulu to a T in that

last picture.

lorin

yeah, cindy lauper :)

i think she's kinda short and stubby..i dunno, the fingers i guess... big boobs but what's up with her wide eyes rubbery looking lips..?

amanda

get the fuck off myspace and get a life kthx.

ALO

Me Likey.

witz
witz

she looks WAY better with dark hair. face is a pass, and with the exception of the huge boobs, so is the body.

Cashgirl
Cashgirl

she looks like Cyndi Lauper....boobs are way to big

jenny
jenny

I agree with #35. She's chubby. Her boobs might be too big... Her face is way young looking. I think maybe when she's older, and she's grown out her hair. I hate her hair. She's actually not that bad looking, for trailer trash.

P.S. Please take off the choker.

Ralph

Her boobs are not big, they're fat. So as her arms, especially her armpit... a little too much fatness there. And she doesn't look like Natalie Portman at all, neither with the lights off, for God's sake! Girl, you HAVE to understand: Natalie is pretty, you... you're just another emo bitch who thinks that is hot. You aren't hot, you are FAT. And what about the same mouth in EVERY photo? IT'S HOT SEXY NEITHER - It's absence of imagination.

Stop trying to be a hot bitch and try to be lose weight and get beautiful. xxx

Kady

WAY TO MUCH MAKEUP...NOT TO FOND OF THE PEIRCING AND SHE ONLY SHOWS OFF HER TO THE BELLY BUTTON TITS. TOOBAD FOR YOU THEY AREN'T FAKE...YOU'D HAVE LESS SAGGAGE!

Caroliza

Sick of these emo bitches

harri
harri

two small tips for future bastardly girls....

1. bastardly readers don't like myspace pics/stupid fucking 'i'm so cute' expressions on your face. i know you're trying to be cute/sexy, but how about SMILING for a change? :)

2. saying you look like a hot celebrity (which yes, is inferred from the question of who others said you look like...) is only leaving yourself open to be directly compared to that celebrity.

if i were being honest, i'd say jennifer tilly. far more accurate than natalie portman.

joe

why don't we start brown bagging the ugly BLOTD????

verbal
verbal

ummmmmm.... well. uhhhhhhh. not hot. not bad. too many myspace moments. i wanna see more photos of her with her glasses on (taken by someone else) .

Jack

After the power wash I would have to see the green card to ensure she is not a alien.

LZ
LZ

Stay a brunette and please don't use so much make up. Nice boobs

F Steve

I would definitely TF her.

john
john

she should keep the hooker make-up

and just become a hooker

we always knew she could

Someguyouknow

hmmm... if she got rid of the hooker make up, she wouldnt look bad. she looks pretty decent as a brunette on page 5.

tuxman
tuxman

She's cute! N Holy t*ts!! Those are big, she's cute tho. LOL, yeah here's $ 100 up front, i'll get you the rest l8r..that was good!!