Alessandra Ambrosio & Izabel Goulart vs Alessandra Ambrosio & Adriana Lima - A Bastardly VS Lesbian Sex Fantasy Matchup!

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43 comments
blue lace
blue lace

hahahhahaa.....well, judging by his remarks a few posts ago, he didn't even know breasts are made (almost entirely) of fat, so I should've known..

thanks Girly

phantom

dear god, girly, I think you're right!

how could anyone not know that?!

Maria

Adriana Lima And Alessandra Ambrosio, but Izabel is gorgeous too.

king biscuit

I think that all three of them should just...''get along'.

girly
girly

ahaha blue lace - i don't think anon knows what you meant by that first comment.

for all you bastards out there, when a girl is so extremely thin, they lose their period. so what she was meaning was wow these girls are so skinny i wonder if they get their period anymore. it is extremely unhealthy to stop menstruating because it can give you complications if you ever want to become pregnant in the future, even if you get back on your period.

blue lace
blue lace

and who the hell calls a woman a "dumb ass," I've never been called that in my life. not even in middle school. but I understand, anon, you never made it past 7th grade..

blue lace
blue lace

anon--you're a FUCKING FAG. excuse me for mentioning a feminine issue.

bobo

anyone think lima is over-rated?? but i choose ale and lima because ale and izabel look too similar

1984

I want to see pictures of Moe and Jackson in their underwear!

ow

mmmmmm

Frida

I never thought Alessandra was that hot. I But I have to admit that in these pictures she looks really good. I like her body in these pictures because she is thin but she doesn't look sickly thin like other supermodels.

Michael

pictures of allessandra and adriana should be posted everyday by law. delicious girls.

Johnny

Gorgeous ladies. I'd do all them.

Moelicious
Moelicious

girly, i only kid!!

thanks again for your help!

Moelicious
Moelicious

"Meredith: If you’re going to urge people to post photos of themselves for the world to see, why don’t you invite bastardly men to do the same? I’ve never even seen a photo of you or Jackson!"

Why must you hate? this is a celeb site featuring hot people or people who think they're hot. Sadly, we're neither. there are photos of us on the site, but just buried deep inside it. why don't you click through all the pages, click on a few ads & have some fun?

Meredith, we love you---if you're hot, we love you slightly more.

chau!

Matt

I will go with Alessandra&Adriana.; Stunning supermodels

Fred

hmmmm impossible you decide

i love both couples

they are all hot

BRITAIN

THANK YOU MOE AND JACKSON!!!!!!!! I LOVE BRAZILIAN SUPERMODELS!!!!!!!!

justin

mmmmmm ..... I think Adriana and Alessandra are the sexiest girls alive .... I also like Izabel ......

Meredith

Moelicious - Looking at your comment to Girly and the rest of your website - I don't know what's more disgusting, your objectifying of women or their foolish agreeance to comply.

If you're going to urge people to post photos of themselves for the world to see, why don't you invite bastardly men to do the same? I've never even seen a photo of you or Jackson!

I'm sure my fellow females would agree that this would be a nice change.

IRISH MADDOG

Aw FUCK, this is going to be hard...............Fuck it I am going to have to rub one I mean 2 out to this Match up.

Alessandra so sexy

Every time I think I am out..............you pull me back in!!!!!!!!!!

Thank You BASTARDLY you know what you made me do.......but I like it

Tominki

Lima looks like an ape. Don't like her look. Ale's 10000 more gorgeous as well as A BB

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Just imagine this hotness in your bed!

girly
girly

sorry moe that's not my thing.

cori

lima's overrated.

and she's starting to lose her edge, especially since she's lightened her hair...she just looks boring now.

i'm going with alessandra and izabel.

Alberto

We have all types of Limas here. The African, Native, and European mix is so common. I've seen hotter. Too bad you don't.

Alberto

LOL The most gorgeous women? Your joking right? These are the only supermodels you dirty gringos know. Come to Bahia, all three of them would be ignored on a daily basis. Too bad you don't get out too much. I knew when Lima broke loose in 1996 filthy Americans would go crazy over her. Here she's average.

Anon

Bluelace, your a fucking dumb ass. What kind of question is that.

Tommy

Who the fuck cares..average skinny skanks. Angelina-Most gorgeous

MKDC
MKDC

give me those two brazillian godesses. Alessandra and Adriana. Mmmmm.

blue lace
blue lace

I love them on pg. 8. but at the same time I honestly wonder, do these women even menstruate?

blue lace
blue lace

yeah, I say Izabel and Alessandra..I just think they make a cuter couple, lol

Izabel's arm is frrrreakishly long on page 3

Moelicious
Moelicious

also, where is the love for Alessandra & Izabel?! I think Izabel might be a little on the wilder side when you put her up against Adriana.

Moelicious
Moelicious

thansk for the heads up Girly.

time permiting, please do send in a photo of you wearing VS lingerie. I'm sure our visitors wouldn't mind seeing some proof

Whocares?

I guess it is just me but I don't get it. These girls have really tightly pulled faces (i.e. Lima's scary cigarette smooch in pic 2) and abnormally tall and skinny bodies. I'm in the minority, of course. Give them 5 more years and they'll be wash outs.

Guess I'm just a fan of the Catherine Zeta Jones sultry "Zorro" days....or Selma H. in "From Dusk til Dawn". Now those ladies were yummy.

Moelicious
Moelicious

who wants to suck on izabel's armpit?

girly
girly

nice tanline izabel...EW

and why do you always say VC - you've made that typo in the past 2 VS related posts.

the last time i looked at my underwear it didn't say victoria's cecret...

Manolo
Manolo

I don't care, any of them, please sandwich me!!!

Paul

The hottest women on earth.

Wiseman
Wiseman

yes yes yes.................I think I would go for Alessandra and Izabel. Some fine meat there.