Bastardly Breaking News! Kid Rock Not a Complete Dumbasshole. Calls Pam a Whore & Slut!

Ok, scratch that. Kid Rock is still a fucking assholebastardlyfuckfacesonofabitchwhorebag who we here at the bastardly will always hate with a passion. So what’s he going to do now?!—Probably go make a gay porno w/ that Jesus Christ-looking dude…

Reasons behind the divorce recently surfaced. I know you don’t give a shit about this, but why not add it to your random celebrity trivia knowledge? The NYPost writes,

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a “Baywatch” rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.
Her friend tells Page Six, “Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?’ - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.
“Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. [NYPOST]


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Marco

Kid Rock was right. Borat is nothing but a a disgusting toilet-style-humor movie.

Moelicious
Moelicious

i wonder what STDs they exchanged in the last 3 months?

verbal
verbal

why does kid cock always look dirty?

the sheep professor
the sheep professor

The reason they broke up is he couldn't hit the sides thanks to Tommy Lee.

harri
harri

Does anyone actually believe Borat is the reason they broke up? I didn't really have high hopes for a long marriage, but that's a bit too dumb to believe, even for kid rock.