The Bastardly Presents: El Alamo Bikini Open, Contestant 3

Love her tits!

no no no. yeesh

No thanks. I'll pass.

NOO.

she need to bring that spanky arse here and get it tainted real good!!!

Contestant #2 is the best.

Contestant #1 still rocks!!

she's cheating, it's not really a bikini. automatic disqualification.

A dime a dozen at any Brooklyn strip club. Meh.

Now I understand why some people just look better naked. Those shoes are hideous! Look away!

Contestant #2 gets my vote so far. I thought it was a bikini contest, where is the bikini? By the way Moe or Jackson, are you going to tell us who won after you post them all?

Mike, what the fuck do you mean, "no ass"? Her ass is fine. What do you want, a goddamn shelf you can prop your beer on? Go find an elephant if you want a bigger ass.

nice juggs but no ass.meh

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She's hot, but she's not Contestant #2.

Jan J, I'd like to drive my "truck" through those fake titties. Ya follow?

she's bang-able.

Twice-baked potato.

Good golly, you could drive a truck through those fake titties. Gross.

Ground*

All these hoes would be mowed down to the grown.

Who's the fat dude that looks like Shemp from the 3 Stooges??

I don't think that qualifies as a bikini. It dosen't get much better than that,big fake Argentinian tatas & a side order of Buenos Aires hair pie. What the fuck is the Alamo anyway, a place for old pervs to drink beer,wack off & take pictures of women in lingerine????

as if this girl wasn't classy enough, those tribal accessories really sealed the deal here. oh, and the sparkly ass... ;)