Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Hot or Not: Mia Maestro

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And the Wiki says…

Mía Maestro (born June 19, 1978) is an Argentinian actress and a trained classical music vocalist, which she learned in Berlin at age 18. There she also learned the Brechtian acting technique as well as dance. She was born in Buenos Aires and won an ACE Award for performance in the stage production of Pandora’s Box. She starred in Alias as Nadia Santos in Season 4 of the drama. She then had a recurring role in the program’s 5th season. In December 2005, she starred in Prince’s music video for “Te Amo Corazón.” She loves scuba diving and South Park, and her favorite movie is School of Rock. She has a Wheaten Terrier named River. When she was a child, she admits to having been convinced she was a boy. In 2001, she was ranked #61 in Stuff’s 100 Sexiest Women. Also in 2001, she ranked #67 in Maxim’s 100 Sexiest Women. [Wiki]

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Don Julio - Buenos Aires Restaurant Review

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Located on the corner of Gurrachaga and Guatemala in the Palermo neighborhood, I have to admit that this was my favorite restaurant while in Buenos Aires. Granted there are probably other restaurants out there that I didn’t venture to that are a lot better but from our exploration of the neighborhood I greatly enjoyed Don Julio.

We ate there several times as the food and service was always consistently good. I ate a lot of empanadas in Buenos Aires and Don Julio had my favorite. I also always started my meal with a chorizo (pork sausage) to go with either my Bife de Lomo (tenderloin) or Bife de Chorizo (sirloin). The meat was always cooked perfectly with just the right amount of red in the middle. Also, their chimichurri was a perfect compliment too. Obviously I’d go back since I did several times during the 2 weeks we were in Buenos Aires.

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Amiee

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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

She would have to be someone naturally pretty and has some class, like Charlize Theron. I wouldn’t would to wake up to any surprises if you know what I mean…

Do you like your boobs?

Of course. I love my boobs! They may be small but they sure are perky and bring much pleasure. NO assembly required!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Are you kidding, I’d marry his ass!

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I get told Uma Thurman ALL the time, even from women. I have Uma hands and Uma feet.

What makes you Bastardly?

I have tits and ass and a pretty face. Do I need anything else?

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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