Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Breaking News!! Carmen Electra Out Shopping in Beverly Hills!

 late in the morning while chugging coffee by 7

She really needs to start thinking about her future & settle down w/ some rich oil baron who’s way older than her. Chop-chop, Carmen!!

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Mia Troche - The Bastardly Interview

 way too early in the morning by 7

Mia Troche come to us as a French/Puerto Rican mix. She’s been in FHM, Stuff, Bonita Magazine, Knockout Magazine, Skinnie Magazine and is shooting a 5 pg spread/story in OYE magazine. She’s also a bing girl on The Sopranos and have guest starred on As The World Turns. Now we’ve made it official as she’s done The Bastardly Interview. Be sure to check out her official website, MiaTroche.com, and at her MySpace page too!

Swing on over to The Bastardly Interviews and read more from Mia!

Rihanna Strips & Sings in Glasgow, Scotland

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 43

- Pamela Anderson And Kid Rock Are Done [HollywoodTuna]
- KFed has a new chick already?! [Dlisted]
- JCarolina Pampita Ardohain in Caras Magazine [Double Viking]
- Euro Celeb I’ve Never Heard of Before in a Bikini [Dunken Stepfather]
- Britney Spears’ shows us the MILFilicious goodies [The Bastardly Society]

- Country star Troy Gentry kills captive bear [CityRag]
- Lindsay Lohan Likes Pricey Sex Toys [Yeeeah!]
- Tays Diggs skips out on RENT (co-star) [Fatback and Collards]
- Girls getting bikini waxes [Horny Oyster]

- I’m Off To The Rachael Ray Show [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Is Kirsten Dunst pregnant and will good genes cancel out bad [Cele|bitchy]
- Salma Hayek Knows How To Strip [Popoholic]

- The craziest celebrity juice! [Egotastic!]
- Borat Broke Up Pam and Kid [IDLYITW]
- Britney Spears Says No To Underwear [College Humor]

- And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Lunch with Milla Jovovich [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Bastardly Breaking News! VC Whore Gisele Bundchen Wants Peace on Earth!

 in the middle of the afternoon by 46

After getting off the Victoria’s Secrets jet (yes, they have their own fucking jet), Gisele Bundchen was photographed flashing the peace sign.

W/ that in hand, please don’t forget that Global Orgasm For Peace will be held on December 22nd. If you don’t have a partner with whom to have the “Orgasm for Peace,” please contact your local pimp, drug dealer or whore house. I’m sure arrangements can be made.

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Roxanne Pallett

 after a late four martini lunch by 30

These were snapped @ the 11th British Academy Children’s Film and Television Awards.

Roxanne ‘Roxy’ Pallett (born 26 December 1982) is a British actress most famous for playing the role of Jo Stiles in the top rated ITV1 soap opera, Emmerdale. In January 2006, she appeared in the reality singing competition Soapstar Superstar.

Roxanne might be one of Emmerdale’s freshest faces, but the astute actress has already built up a firm following amongst the soap faithful. Roxanne is no stranger to hogging the on-screen limelight. But she’s also fairly au-fait with taking centre-stage, too. Before joining Emmerdale in 2005, Roxanne was the founder member of girl band, Urban Angel. When they didn’t quite make it, she went solo. But after being signed to a music producer, the call from Emmerdale arrived, and Roxanne decided to pursue her acting dream. [Wiki]

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