The Bastardly Minute With… Miranda Kerr

unlike sarah..xx I don't think Miranda would mind that men like myself have fantasies of getting her in the sack or just ogling her bod, Aussies have a great sense of humor and we can laugh at ourselves. Aussies rule.

hey guys...i just have one question for u sik pervs...

would u like to read someone saying that shit about u or one of ur family members online???

it aint reall nice.. she still a person like everyone else and i have been friends with her for a while n i doubt she would feel good about herself if she read things like the shit sum of u write one here..

just keep ur sexual fantasies to yourself for everyones sake

She went to school both in Gunnedah and Brisbane. I think she moved to Brisbane because of her growing modelling career.

Does anyone know if she went to a co-ed school in Queensland at some point? Or did she only go to All Hollows girls school?

^^

yeah thanks miranda....do you have anything better to do then refreshing ur internet page to see who comments on miranda? :S

shes overrated to the maxxxxxxxx, i dare say THE most overrated beauty in the world.

good to see you guys have changed your tune about her.. when she come home to australia it was so great to see her and she is still the nicest person u would ever meet so you guys that wanna bitch about her bring it on and i will make sure you never say a bad word about her again .. got it...

xo

Aussie Pride!!! Miranda is awesome

Lovely.

i would only need 1 minute with her.

She doesn't look anything like Katie Holmes.

But the thing that gets me though, I am shocked she isn't Indian. Cause she looks like she is.

to the person who left comment 26 she didnt go to high school in gunnedah, it was my high school which is in brisbane, so next time you want to slag off at people you are clealry jealous about get your facts right. miranda is hot and congrats on being the first aussie girl to become a victoria secrets angel

are you guys for real? i have known miranda for ages! i live next door to her uncle auntie and cousins. She isnt the girl u bitches make her out to be.. shes just like every other normal person except she famous and is sucessful.. her being famous hasnt changed her personality.. you guys are all jealous that u arent as pretty and sucessful as her. and as for u the bitch that went to school with her. blow it out ur arse she was the nicest girl when she was at skool u talk shit 24/7.. u guys need to get a life and stop bitching about her n take a seriously long hard look in the mirror...you people are the lowest human on the planet. no wait u arent humans u are dogs!!!

she is better than you.

sexy bitch :)

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH MIRANDA IN GUNNEDAH AND WHAT A BITCH,MIRANDA THOUGHT SHE WAS BETTER THEN US NORMAL PEOPLE...I WOULDN'T GIVE HER A SECOND LOOK

i hate when people talk bad about my miranda

cause im going to marry her one day

ahhh i wish! jeez shes amazingly woderfully beautiful!

I wonder if she ever goes online to read the shit that guys like you write about her? Though I guess with a body like that it's hardly surprising the response her pics get.

Oh, and Big Papi? We're all painfully aware that you'd "hit it," just as you should be that you'll never have the privilege to even share the same air as her. Is there anything less substantial to post than "I'd hit it"? Only "w00t", I guess.

Time for her tongue bath

picture three is my favorite...she don't smile and super sexy...

like a katie holmes that is actually attractive

Big ears on chicks....it's all part of evolution. They develop the larger ears so her john has something to grab on to when she deep throats them. Hence the term "blow job ears".

Extremely cute, those killer dimples are the cherry, on top of the icing on the mouthwateringly delicious cake that is, Miranda Kerr.

WELL, Alessandra is the hottest one out of all the Angels.. im not going to even go into detail about how shocked i was when i read what you wrote.. besides just because she got her ears done doesnt mean she was UGLY, elf ears or no elf ears shes still hot and lots of people do it, miranda might look happpy and natural cause its her job and photoshops job

well, she is hotter than alessandra in some ways since she hasn't had her EARS done! how weird is htat...when alessandra ambrosio was younger she was an ugly duckling and had her ears surgically improved. its on askmen. miranda is pretty and happy and natural!

DAMN! Almost, ALMOST made me forget about Angelique Boyer.... very hot.

WOW !

DAMN she is adorable. Yes yes..

big mac and fries, stat!!!!!!!!!

marapisso, that poem was really gay

are you one of Wisemans bumchums?

Last picture seems so inviting!

I write poem for my love that she is...

I would love to toss her salad

and have her toss mine

After that I would sing her old Metallica balad

and force feed her some wine

then we could get drunk together

waiting for my rod to come alive

and then she could kiss my sack

and have a pizza with chives.

I would love to toss her salad and have her toss mine. She is so freakin fine!!

she is very beautiful!

You know that pussy looks damn good.

I've heard that she likes the gays so we could be best friends

simply amazing

she needs some creamy white lotion on her.

Friggin adorable! What a beautiful face.

I'd hit it.

LOOKS LIKE A YOUNGER, HOTTER, NASTIER-IN-BED VERSION OF KATIE HOLMES.