MoeJackson

Sideah writes:

Hey guys I’m Sideah and I’m a kick ass Canadian. I thought I’d send in some more flava flava for Bastardly and all of the loyal readers to enjoy.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Well if you have to be cruel and make me choose just ONE… I’d have to go for Angelina Jolie.

Do you like your boobs?
Like? Where did all the enthusiasm dissipate to?.. There’s nothing to just, “like”. Baby this is a pure love-love relationship!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I’m not sure how to quite go about answering this. I mean come on, prostitution and old age mix together like gin and beer.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yes, people tend to think I’m a shit mix of Beyonce, Rihanna, and Halle Berry. Sometimes people are cruel and throw in a little bit of FeFe Dobson.

What makes you Bastardly?
I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.

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