Bastardly Sexual Relations: Is Mark Wahlberg Sleeping with Scarlett Johansson?

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 15

Even though I thought he was one of those crazy born-again ultra Christians, I can’t blame him for trying to get his head in-between Scarlett’s luscious golden globes. All I can say is that I pray to Jesus that they made a sex tape of their little lunchtime sexual tango.

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joey
joey

Mark Wahlberg is a racist douchebag. He threw rocks at black children and attacked Asian people on the street because he didn't like the color of their skin -- one of his victims is permanently blind in one eye now. He never paid for his crimes, spending less than 2 months in prison. Absolutely outrageous.

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mark was such a fag wid his rappin wigger modelin shit but know kool but lookin old scarlet is stunning no matter wat some fags say she can do betta

Betch
Betch

eww mark wahlberg is such a douche

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

mark walberg is like 5 foot 4 on a good day.

zorba
zorba

She has a face like a horse. If she didn't have such huge knockers people would look a little higher and realize that.

Lauren
Lauren

lucky bitch. he's so sexy.

Frost
Frost

Fuck. He's still gorgeous...

applejacks

her legs look a bit fleshy in the last pic. i'd still hit it, though.

Rasheed
Rasheed

Who gives a shit anyways? She´s ugly.

Kiki
Kiki

Very damaged hair :(

Poser
Poser

She already said she's promiscuous and she gets tested for AIDS and this and that, so not a surprise. The only surprise is why she hasn't been photographed in a bikini more, or naked. One of these days, one of these days...

Lilah
Lilah

Is she pregnant?

king biscuit
king biscuit

So, he's clearing up the plates and opening the door for her, and she *still* looks like she is sucking on lemons!!

laila

Lucky bitch

sigh ......