Monthly Archives: January 2007
Bastardly Sexual Relations: Is Mark Wahlberg Sleeping with Scarlett Johansson?
Even though I thought he was one of those crazy born-again ultra Christians, I can’t blame him for trying to get his head in-between Scarlett’s luscious golden globes. All I can say is that I pray to Jesus that they made a sex tape of their little lunchtime sexual tango.
Bastardly MILF Rating: Maria Bello Wants Peace in Darfur
These were snapped @ Critic’s Choice Awards
And the Wiki says…
Maria Elaine Bello (born April 18, 1967) is an American actress.
Bello got her breakthrough when producers Kenny Lenhart and John J. Sakmar cast her in the spy show Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1996) as Mrs. Smith; they remembered her from her performance in a failed pilot that was a remake of the classic TV series 77 Sunset Strip (1958/I). The show was cancelled after just eight weeks on the air. Then came a guest stint on ER as the feisty pediatrician Dr. Anna Del Amico, in which she guest-starred on the final three episodes of the third season. The show’s producers were so impressed with her that they asked her back as a regular on the series. Bello remained on the show for one season, departing after the medical drama’s 4th season. The actress went on into movies landing a role in the movie Coyote Ugly. She has been twice nominated for a Golden Globe: In 2003, as Supporting Actress for The Cooler and in 2005, as Best Actress for A History of Violence.
Bello practices yoga, muay thai and ballet. Bello and her TV executive boyfriend, Dan McDermott, welcomed their first child, Jackson Blue McDermott, on March 5, 2001. [Wiki]
Bastardly Breaking News!! Sandra Bullock is Dating Some Crazy Dude w/ a Huge Ass $100-Bill Tattoo
Is Sandra suddenly super desperate or something?! She should seriously consdier dropping this dude & hooking up w/ Keanu before he kills himself.
Bastardly Hot or Not: Milena Govich @ The Muse Awards
And the Wiki says…
Milena Govich (born October 29, 1976) is an American actress. She was born in Norman, Oklahoma, when both of her parents, Bruce and Marilyn Govich,[1] were professors of music at the University of Oklahoma. Milena Govich followed her academic parents by graduating from both high school and college (University of Central Oklahoma (UCO)) as a valedictorian of her class. Govich left UCO with a double-degree in Performance and Pre-medical studies, and minored in Dance and Violin.[2] After graduation, Govich moved to New York City to pursue an acting career.
On television, Govich has previously appeared as Gabby in the pilot episode of CBS’s Love Monkey, and as the prostitute/con-artist Candy in the series Rescue Me. [Wiki]
Sofia Vergara has Photoshoot Sex with Barry Peele
Bastardly MILF Rating: Mariska Hargitay @ 13th Annual SAG Awards
From the Wikipedia:
Mariska Magdolina Hargitay (born January 23, 1964) is a Golden Globe and Emmy Award winning American actress best known for her role as Detective Olivia Benson on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
On August 28, 2004, in Santa Barbara, California, she married Peter Hermann, an actor and writer who has often appeared on Special Victims Unit as Trevor Langan.[4] On June 28, 2006, Hargitay gave birth to August Miklos Friedrich Hermann, by caesarean section. During the last months of her pregnancy, Hargitay took a maternity leave from Special Victims Unit and was temporarily replaced by Connie Nielsen.
Bastardly Hot or Not: Kim Raver @ 13th Annual SAG Awards
From the Wikipedia:
Kimberly Jayne Raver (born March 15, 1969) is an American actress. She is known for her roles as Kim Zambrano on the TV show Third Watch and Audrey Raines on 24.
Raver was born and raised in New York City. From the ages of six to nine, she had a regular role on the seminal children’s television series Sesame Street. After Sesame Street, the young actress joined Off-Off-Broadway’s first all-children’s theater. A fine arts graduate of Boston University, Raver continues to study theater in New York with teacher and mentor Wynn Handman. She is fluent in French and German, a language that she learned as a child from her German-born mother.
The Bastardly Asks: How Old Does Kyra Sedgwick Look @ 13th Annual SAG Awards?
From the Wikipedia:
Kyra Sedgwick (born August 19, 1965) is a Golden Globe Award-winning American actress. In 2007, Sedgwick won Best Actress for lead role in a dramatic TV series at the Golden Globes for her role in The Closer.