Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Fashion Rating: Anna Safroncik @ Telegatti Italian TV Awards

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Since there was no Wiki entry, we’re gonna hit up IMDb…

Born in Russia (January 4, 1981). Came to Italy when she was a little girl.

Her mother is a ballet dancing teacher. As a child, Anna was a ballerina too. [IMDb]

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Dafne Fernandez Made The 2007 Goya Cinema Awards Sexy

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Like most of you, I’ve never heard of this woman, but ga-dd-dd-dd-dd-dddaaaaayumm! You go girl! There’s no Wiki entry, but IMDb came to the rescue…

DOB: 31 March 1985, Madrid, Spain

Has studied Dance and Dramatic Art.

Was girlfriend of Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco

(April 2006) Working in the musical Fama. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kim

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Kim writes:

Hello! My name’s Kim and I’m looking to be the Bastardly WOMAN of the Day!

I’m 20 years old, love the site, and tower over quite a few guys at 6’0. I like to drink, party, shop, all that stuff that you guys hate to hear girls say! So, regardless whether you hate my answers give me your honest opinion on my picutres! Thank you!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

Cameron Diaz, J-Lo!, J-Alba, and J-Biel! (I love the J’s!)

Do you like your boobs?

Could be bigger, but other than that…yes sir I do!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?

Yup, and proud to say that too! Money = good haha

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

Speaking of Jessica Biel, I’ve gotten her a few times…

What makes you Bastardly?

I love the site! Love to have fun! and Love to love! haha j/k…idk, but enjoy Bastardly peeps!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Veronica Maccarone Should Be a Hollywood Red Carpet Role Model

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I saw a lot of photosets from the Telegatti Italian TV Awards (I’ve never heard of it either, so don’t worry) held last week & learned that all the Italian celebrities in attendance had amazing breasteseses. I’ll flood the site w/ all the photos this week, so you guys can be the judge.

Besides the boobs, the outfits were about 300x better than what you see chicks wearing to award shows here in America. Some of the outfits worn to the Golden Globes was like watching paint dry. God damn. Where did all the hoochie suits go?!!?

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The Bastardly Morning Report by Mariah Carey’s Playboy Magazine Cover

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Puff P.Diddy Daddy is into hot white chicks! Who would’ve ever known a rich black dude would want to bone a blonde?! First Jessica Biel & now drama queen, Sienna Miller??! Does Puff have some sort of life threatening disease which is forcing him to sleep w/ a lot of white chicks in a very short amount of time? Michael K @ Dlisted puts it nicely,

BUSTED! They belong together. Both are sleazy buckets of straight-up oil. They slip and slide on each other like a greasy ballet. [Dlisted]

So the guy claiming Anna Nicole’s latest tyke is his was on Larry King on Friday night, dropping bombs. He claims that he and Anna were previously trying to have a child and she miscarried the first one.

Jesus H. Christ, it doesn’t end with these people. What’s next? Is J. Howard Marshall actually alive? You know, the octogenarian who Anna flashed her tits at enough to get into his will and inherit his jillions? [A Socialite's Life]

A New Miss America! Congrats to Lauren Nelson, Miss America 2007! Hopefully she will stay clean and sober…which I am guessing since these ladies tend to be much more wholesome than their Miss USA counterparts. [The Evil Beet]

Why don’t you bastards start off the morning w/ some hot photos of Lucy Clarkson? Thank you, Sir Tuna! [Hollywood Tuna]

A fight between Elijah Wood and Jared Leto is probably about as violent as watching a kitty and baby bunny playing with the same ball of yarn. (So cute!) If I saw them fighting I wouldn’t know whether to break them up or let them just windmill at each other until they got all tuckered out for nap time. [Fatback & Collards]

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