Joe Simpson SOLD Jessica Simpson’s Old Blonde Look to Sophie Monk!

Bastardly sources close to the Joe Simpson’s private company, I Whore My Daughters for A Living Incorporated, tell us that a secret deal was worked out by Sophie Monk, an Australian pop singer, to purchase—yes, readers, purchase—Jessica Simpson’s look. I never knew there was a market for purchasing another celebrity’s “look.”

Here’s what we’ve learned: The deal was worth roughly $500k—an amount most in the industry would consider to be chump-change. Besides being super cheap, it was simple on the contractual front: Jessica Simpson simply had to dye her hair to something else & disappear from the scene for a while. In exchange, Sophie Monk’s party would cough up the dough.

Fucking Joe Simpson. Is there no end to his daughter-whoring?!!

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annie

well she don't eat corn so eat your own shit.

mike

i eat the corn out of her chit

magistic_star

EWW

she lukz like a lizard

JESSICA SIMPSOn

allt he way

lemon

Yes she looks much better than Simpson. She's hot (at least in these pictures she is)

victoria
victoria

jessica simpson is SO much better looking than this monkey. besides, where the fuck are her thighs?!

Chiara

Beautiful!!! But...are the lips real?

FAKK2

verry good investment, Jessica never looked that good

aly
aly

Sorry, while i agree her face is much prettier than jessicas i cant believe no one else noticed how thin she is... i mean google this girl and you'll find out she's nicole richies new BFF and they obviously both need to eat some more. Jessica (even heavier than normal) has a better body than this insect

Dena
Dena

Mr Simpson is one messed up dad. I swear he's a paedophile or sumthn'. In an interview, he was saying how fantastic jessica simpson's DD boobs are. You sick pervert, i can't believe you stare at them!

harri
harri

if you'd had to endure the pain that was Bardot, you wouldn't approve at all!!!

king biscuit

She looks a hell of a lot better than she normally does! Nice legs.

misherz

i think she's very pretty, prettier than the simpson sluts!

Carlos

Sorry, but she looks like a collagen/Botox overdose

Jebr

Nice. Much better looking than Jessica.

jack
jack

I agree with Eric the first thing I thought was she look's way better than Jessica Simpson.

Eric

Much prettier than Jessica.

Matt

I approve!