Antonella Barba Blowjob Mystery Finally Solved: Amanda Hired a Lookalike Whore!
Rack one up for Antonella, baby!!!
The official point count as we see it…
New photos surfaced today that put to rest the blowjob mystery heard all around the Horndogg World. People had resorted to comparing moles on some chick’s face while she gave head.
Anyway, I don’t think there’s any reason for this Antonella to be kicked off American Idol b/c since when did it become a crime to…
1. Take a photo while you’re on the pooper?
2. Party with friends?
3. Drink when underage?
4. Take your top off & cover your boobies w/ your hands?
5. Take your top off & cover your good friend’s boobies with your hands while another friend covered your boobies with her hands?
6. Dance like a drunken, sexual freak @ a club?
7. Take a shower in the fountain of a taxpayer-owned memorial in the middle of the night?
8. And of course, have evil best friends who, first of all, can’t sing & secondly, aren’t as hot.
If you’re a college student in this day & age, I’m pretty sure you’ve done all of the above—ok-ok—except maybe #1. Regardless, what I’m trying to say, your honor, is that Amanda’s hired whore is just that—a hired whore. Amanda tried her best to setup Antonella, but the truth always prevails.
Here’s further analysis by someone with way too much time on their hands…