Jennifer Love Hewitt @ 2007 Oscars - Winner of Bastardly Juiciest Boobies Award

It just sickens me as to how much those puppies have lost their exquisite firmness in the last 2 years. I'm gonna beat my meat raw tonight in the agony over the most wonderfully lost PB opportunity there ever was this decade.

i want jen to squeeze my cock between those big ol jugs and jack me off with them until i cum ans ill drown them with my man sauce

youre disgusting dude

I would drink a full glass of her urine to get a chance to drink the milk from her tits and lick her anus.

boy what a set of salami holders

I bet old boy there is thinking of dipping his wick in the monds of Otterville. Population 38

So fucking nice big tits:-)

i want jennifer to sandwich my cock between them

Oooooooh!!! She have real big boobies that girl.

i want to cum in those melons

I like her show, and the boob job came out spectacular. But the one thing that makes me wanna gag is THE WEAVE!!!!!! Bastardly.com needs to have a whole section devoted to stars who need hair weave rehab. Honorable mentions to Love-Hewitt, Vivica A Fox, and Paris Hilton.

She works those girls when she needs a publicity boost. Way to work what you've got.

Finally we get a nice view of those tits!

ALL HAIL THE CANS OF DOOM!

You could start a religion with those sweater puppies.

They sort of look like somebody had an interesting accessory kit for Mrs. Potato Head...

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Classic distraction tactics by J-lo Hewitt there. Boobage and a good outfit that hides any outsize sins. Clever!

PrAying.

Damn my feeble early morning fingers!

She certainly knows how to put the twins on display.

I bet most bastards here were prying for the pin of that brooch to break and set them free.

yes, the boobs are fantastic, but what the hell is jennifer love huge tits doing at the oscars?

i'm literaly salivating after seeing these pics....sooo thirsty.

Incredible. She possibly has the most powerful breasts in the world. All she has to do is show some cleavage and it's enough to single-handedly keep her career moving forward.

Holy Shit. Never seen her look so good!

Most of the time she does everything in her power to cover those babies up and look as crappy as possible. She needs to change her management or agent and start showing up like this all the time.

We know there's some artifice.

Doesn't mean we can't appreciate.

It's tape, guys.

Normally, her breasts hang down to her knees- they're taped in place so they look like that.

Those are gravity defying! Spectacular!

is that real??

Who's the chooch she's with

Now those are some Tig o Bitties

HOLY CRAP !

I love that film series she did, "I Know Where Your Boobs Were Last Summer".

She'll never win an Oscar, but she's doing mighty fine in my book, folks.

Mighty fine indeed.

They are so juicy!

I agree. She looks HOT! I love the dress. Damn, I hate her ass.