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The sexy Laura Saltman from Access Hollywood actually showed Simon Cowell the Antonella Barba photos & got a very serious response in return.

…Simon got very serious when I showed him several of the photos in question, “You know what, whoever sold those is despicable. I really mean that. It’s despicable. That is private property. Out of order. Honestly. It’s repulsive.” [Access Hollywood: Dish of Salt]

We’re still not sure whether Simon was playing w/ his man-boobies when he answered back, but our people are looking into it.

As for Antonella’s voting scenario, our research has found that it’s a win/win situation whether she stays or gets the boot…

Scenario #1: You vote for her and she stays on…
Amanda will continue releasing more personal photos. Maybe she’ll screw the cheesy club photos & go straight to hardcore porn by releasing a sex tape (that she’ll also fabricate)? Who knows…

Scenario #2: You don’t vote for her…
I’m about 98% sure that Playboy is working on getting this chick for a summer issue. It’s quite simple: She’ll get booted this week, then fly to Cali for her Playboy shoot by the weekend & King Hef will have her on the cover of the Apirl or May issue of Playboy.

I don’t know about you guys, but Jackson & I are voting for Antonella. A big f-you goes out to all of you bastards who think Antonella has a horrible voice (which is probably 99% of you).

And now…another photo of hairy-chested Simon Cowell.