Paris Hilton’s Personal To-Do List Brings Today’s Links

- Britney Spears Borrows Bikini From Stranger & Then Gets Drunk. No Joke [HollywoodTuna]
- Keeley Hazell Topless in Hollywood [Egotastic!]
- Somalia? More like “Fun”malia [Celebslam]
- Howard K. Stern The Pimp? [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Aniston Throwback Bikini Pics [Drunken Stepfather]
- John Kerry is bitter and self-important. Plus hot belgian chicks! [The Bastardly Society]

- Marky Mark Creeped out by the Gay Thing [Cele|bitchy]
- BREAKING! CNN RAN OVER SUGARPIE!!!! [Dlisted]
- Paris Hilton Violates Probation [Yeeeah!]
- Wolfgang Puck Serves up a steaming pile of Hepatitis A [Fatback and Collards]
- Tiger Cubs and Orangutan Babies, Oh My! [CityRag]

- Good Charlotte Pulls All the Hos [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- USA vs. UK Babe Showdown - UK Round 1 - Keeley Hazell vs. Sophie Howard [Horny Oyster]
- Britney’s Celebrity Friends Wish Her Well [A Socialite’s Life]
- Katherine Heigl Off Grey’s Anatomy? [Popoholic]

- Aurelie Claudel = Hot [Double Viking]
- Lent: When Jezebel Meets Jesus [CollegeHumor]
- And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]