Posts from July 2014

The Delicious Mia Maestro @ 2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

 after a late four martini lunch by 10

And the Wiki says…

Mía Maestro (born June 19, 1978) is an Argentinian actress and a trained classical music vocalist, which she learned in Berlin at age 18. There she also learned the Brechtian acting technique as well as dance. She was born in Buenos Aires and won an ACE Award for performance in the stage production of Pandora’s Box. She starred in Alias as Nadia Santos in Season 4 of the drama. She then had a recurring role in the program’s 5th season. In December 2005, she starred in Prince’s music video for “Te Amo Corazón.”
She loves scuba diving and South Park, and her favorite movie is School of Rock. She has a Wheaten Terrier named River. [Wiki]

Wow, she loves South Park! Ow!!

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Nicole Richie Once Had Some Meat On Her

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 4

…And thank God she lost 98% of it. Nicole used to single & weigh around 160lbs, but now she clocks in @ around 38lbs & is currently dating Joel Madden!! Good for her!

Anyway, here are today’s links!

- Puff Diddy Daddys 12 y.o. son gets lap dance…Aaaaw, how cute! [Celebitchy]

- John Travs: Gay or Special? [Dlisted]

- Selita Ebanks: Today’s morning hotness [Celebslam]

- Britney Spears Gets More Insane [IDLYITW]

- Bijou Phillips Nude: Topless and Headless on the Hostel 2 Poster [Egotastic]

And now, here’s a video of Christina Ricci & Justin Timberlake having movie sex on Black Snake Moan! God damn.

Lindsay Lohan Took Time off Rehab to Attend Oscar Parties

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 16

Can you blame her for leaving? Who would want to spend walking around acres of open, private space w/out any cameras in your face?

Moreover, can you blame Lindsay’s ritzy rehab center/spa for allowing her to leave?! I mean, their financial wellbeing rests solely on people like Lindsay & her fucked-up state of affairs. The deeper Lindsay falls into the pits of alcohol & drug abuse, the longer she’ll keep shelling out top dollar to get some help. Don’t you just the symbiotic nature of how the Hollywood economy clicks.

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The Sexy Karolina Kurkova @ 2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 12

I’m pretty sure Karolina landed at least one role after wearing that to the Vanity Fair Oscar phaar-taay. Let’s just say some damn director or producer got real lucky Sunday evening…

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