Posts from July 2014

Antonella Barba Blowjob Mystery Finally Solved: Amanda Hired a Lookalike Whore!

Rack one up for Antonella, baby!!!

The official point count as we see it…

82 points (approx # of personal party photos out there) for Amanda & 1 point for Antonella.

New photos surfaced today that put to rest the blowjob mystery heard all around the Horndogg World. People had resorted to comparing moles on some chick’s face while she gave head.

Anyway, I don’t think there’s any reason for this Antonella to be kicked off American Idol b/c since when did it become a crime to…

1. Take a photo while you’re on the pooper?
2. Party with friends?
3. Drink when underage?
4. Take your top off & cover your boobies w/ your hands?
5. Take your top off & cover your good friend’s boobies with your hands while another friend covered your boobies with her hands?
6. Dance like a drunken, sexual freak @ a club?
7. Take a shower in the fountain of a taxpayer-owned memorial in the middle of the night?
8. And of course, have evil best friends who, first of all, can’t sing & secondly, aren’t as hot.

If you’re a college student in this day & age, I’m pretty sure you’ve done all of the above—ok-ok—except maybe #1. Regardless, what I’m trying to say, your honor, is that Amanda’s hired whore is just that—a hired whore. Amanda tried her best to setup Antonella, but the truth always prevails.

Here’s further analysis by someone with way too much time on their hands…

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Cameron Diaz And Drew Barrymore Are Bikini Smokers

- Just In! Cameron Diaz And Drew Barrymore Like To Smoke In Their Bikinis!!! [HollywoodTuna]
- Natalie Portman is Pretty [Egotastic!]
- Britney has been screwed up for awhile [Celebslam]
- Katie Holmes And Tom Cruise At The Oscars [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Live Bloggin’ The Academy Awards [Drunken Stepfather]
- Team Britney…Are you in? [The Bastardly Society]

- Puff Daddys 12 y.o. son gets lap dance [Cele|bitchy]
- Bobby Brown Arrested! [Dlisted]
- K-Fed and Britney Reconciling? [Yeeeah!]
- Britney Spears is deep fried chicken crazy [Fatback and Collards]
- John Travolta’s Oscar Rug [CityRag]

- Angelina and Brad Aren’t Adopting Again. Yet. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Chia Brit! [Horny Oyster]
- Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Makes an Appearance [A Socialite's Life]
- Saturday Night Live’s Business Meeting [Popoholic]

- The Best Video Game Rumors of The Past Twenty Years [Double Viking]
- Ferrell Oscar Song [CollegeHumor]
- And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Jenna Jameson Debuts The Latest Results Of Her New Suckie-Suckie Diet!!

Photos snapped @ the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala

Chubby Girls (and chubby gay dudes (not that anything’s wrong w/ chubby &/or gay)…

- Do you love to suck cock?
- Do you want to lose 50-100lbs in a single—yes, we mean ONE—week?!
- Do you like to gag yourself while you give oral sex?

Did you just answer yes to all three questions?

NO WAY!!

Well, you’re in luck, my friend! The latest diet to hit Hottiewood—THE SUCKIE-SUCKIE DIET—be be just the diet for you!!

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