Anna Nicole Smith’s Death Certificate Leaked on the Net!

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Here’s the larger version.

The Internet is a real bitch, I tell you. It’s even stamped Feb.28, 2007, so it didn’t even take 24-hrs for someone to scan & upload it somewhere on the net.

If you look real closely, you can see that the super genius, bastard of a lawyer, Howard K. Stern is referred to as “Nominated Executor.” If you really think about it, the use of the word executor is very appropriate in this situation. The guy is a killing machine, I tell you!!


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red

@ #4 I think birkheads the father too. the kid looks just like him imo.. and I'm not going by eye color etc.. but facial features.

red

why the hell do they put the education level on a death certificate?

Jihad

I would not want my remains in the hands of a crazy bat from Texas. I live in Texas. I would rather the guy who murdered me keep me at the Bahamas. For serious. Fuck that noise.

verbal
verbal

it sucks that her mama (whether or not you agree with her or not), didn't get custody of the body. i don't wanna see howard k. stern gettting what he wants. he's a leach (sp?) and a freakin' snake, and a complete asshole. i feel softly for birkhead, even though he's a charmer, but i think he's the biological daddy.

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Jihad

Well, now I know she only made it up to 8th grade. Or less! Thank you intronets.

Drew

Yeah! It's really really really easy to get a death certificate, at least in California.

Pretty much walk up, pay the fee, get a certified copy in 15 minutes. No thing.