MoeJackson

So last week Cute Girl said i seemed a little upset, and that i should “be happy”
Well Cute Girl, and i am dubious as to the veracity of that claim, being unhappy makes me happy. I’m a twisted self-hating psychological catch 22. I’m a miserable prick and my one wish is that everyone share in my misery.
Your statement reminds me of a Bill Hicks routine:
” I must have one of these faces, you know that attracts these types of people. I had this woman come up to me the other day and say “you know it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile” so i said “you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone”
Well without further ado here are this weeks good bad and ugly