Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Breaking News! Evangeline Lilly walks, reads, and listens to Ipod all at the same time!

That’s SO awesome!!!!! Another multi-tasker along the lines of Paris Hilton, Kristin Cavallari, and Jessica Biel!

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Bastardly Rants On… Crack Whore Courtney Love Bikini Pictures

You guys ended your day w/ these photos plastered over every other blog, so we figured posting them up this morning would serve as a nice transition.

W/ this batch of yack-inducing pictures, we’re setting the standards very (very) low, so all the other stuff that pops up later today should look pretty much heavenly.

And, oh yeah, someone please give this bitch some heroin so she can O.D.

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Adrienne Bailon @ Meet the Robinsons Premiere

From the Wikipedia:

Adrienne Elisa Bailon (born October 24, 1983) is an American actress and member of the singing groups 3LW with Kiely Williams and Jessica Benson and The Cheetah Girls with Kiely Williams and Sabrina Bryan.

Bailon’s major break came in 1999, when she sang with her church at Madison Square Garden. Bailon was one of the four singers chosen from the choir to sing backup for Ricky Martin during his concert that night. She was then asked to join the R&B group 3LW, along with Naturi Naughton and Kiely Williams, and the group’s self-titled debut album, released in 2000, was certified platinum.

She was later cast as Chanel in the Disney Channel Original Movie, The Cheetah Girls , which spawned a multi-platinum soundtrack and an even more popular sequel with accompanying soundtrack. Kiely Williams of 3LW was also cast as Aqua in the movie. The film became such a success, Bailon, along with fellow cast members Kiely Williams and Sabrina Bryan became their own girl group, The Cheetah Girls. In 2005 the girls released their debut holiday album Cheetah-licious Christmas. They went on tour to promote the Christmas album and to simultaneously promote the movie. After the release of the Disney Channel Original Movie, The Cheetah Girls 2, the girls hit the road again, on their The Party’s Just Begun Tour, to promote the sequel’s soundtrack. During the tour The Cheetah Girls also confirmed that they plan to record and release their new album (first official non-holiday album) in the summer of 2007.

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Old Christina Aguilera Photos Prove She ALMOST Did Porn

These come from a Bastardly Photoshoot Session w/ the legendary Mr. Frank W. Ockenfels. Damn you, Frank!!

Just tell us one thing: How did the nipple ring (see below) taste?

- A Krista Allen Picture Moment [HollywoodTuna]
- Uma Thurman & Fun Bags on the Beach [Egotastic!]
- Keith Olbermann & Mary Carey?!!? [Celebslam]
- How Much Does A 30 Second Ad Cost On American Idol? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Tyra Banks and Some Sparkly Bitch Touching Their Tits [Drunken Stepfather]
- Most Ostentatious home in America? [The Bastardly Society]

- Tony Parker’s French Hip Hop Video Throwdown [Cele|bitchy]
- Toby Was Just Trying to Get a Little Action [Dlisted]
- Alaina Alexander Nude American Idol Cast off [Fatback and Collards]
- Katie Holmes and Posh Push Kiddie Clothes [Yeeeah!]
- Celebrity Hair Don’ts [CityRag]
- Jennifer Lopez Acts Like the Bomb [Hollywood Rag]

- Lindsay Lohan Still Hates Her Dad [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Victoria Beckham in a see-through top [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Bomb scare at E! building [The Blemish]
- The Hilary Duff Cute Parade Continues [Popoholic]
- Christy Hemme new TNA shoot [Horny Oyster]

- Velvet Revolver Guy’s Wife Fesses’ Up [A Socialite's Life]
- GREAT MODERN BATTLE SCENES - UPDATED! [Double Viking]
- Snow Me The Money: Round Three [CollegeHumor]
- And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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