Google TiSP Offering Free Broadband Through Your Toilet!!

I was kind of shocked when I saw this, but the creative people @ Google have done it again. The Cheapass Geek Department @ Google has devised a way for geeks around the country to get free broadband. Ok-ok, it’s not exactly free, per se. The only cost: One of your precious toilets.

I’m pretty sure you can still use the toilet, that is, if you don’t mind getting the fiber optic cable slightly stained from time to time (especially after downing a carne asada burrito at your favorite Mexican joint).

Since there’s never really a free lunch in the world of capitalism, I gotta say that it might be worth sharing your toilet w/ a fiber-optic cable if it can save 30-40 bucks a month. Yes, that’s the cheapass inside me talking.

Anyway, if you’re itching to sign up, go here. Remember to sign up really quick because this offer won’t last for long!! I think you only have until April 2nd. Chop, chop, people!!

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Kanna

Is it true???????

Its not like 2 be true.........

Joslin

omg I'm such an idiot...I thought it was real. Funny, dude.

Dena
Dena

This puts a whole new twist to the term "down loading" and "streaming'

'...ewwww

Cat Fryer

Google shits wireless in primary colors!!

glimmer
glimmer

awesome link moe !!!!! :)

Karl

At first I thought this might explain Google's recent purchases of the 'dark fiber'. Afterall, they would need the fiber to support the bandwidth for the free wireless internet connection they are offering. Unfortunately this is just an april fool joke but Google becoming ISP is not that far off.

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hahaha! i really believed that toilet broadband thing since it was google, 'ya know theyre smart, so i thought it was real and I was already thinking of trying it. Darn :( 1st of april....

lillith
lillith

That sucks!

I really wanted to poop out last week's gourmet chicken parmesan pasta all over that thing.

Moelicious
Moelicious

haha. but dude...a fucking toilet operated free broadband service?!

i'm such a dumbass.

Dave
Dave

LOL hahaha dont worry man. last year or the year before, i think google advertised some dating service with like adsense built in or something. totally fell for it.

Moelicious
Moelicious

haha. I HAD TO WAKE UP EARLY, GOD DAMN IT!!! i followed a link from some lame ass message board where everyone was excited about it.

god damn, being a dumbass is a harsh life.

Dave
Dave

moe, dont tell me you believed it, did you?

Dave
Dave

haha i love google's april fools jokes. they always make you think twice.

"wait, is this real?"

joe

sounds great, i dont flush my toilet anyway so it looks like i'll save some big $$