Last year the title of FHM Sexiest Woman In The World 2006 went to Scarlett Johansson. How in the hell did this year’s honor go to Jessica Alba? Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s hot but seriously, #1? You know my pick for the sexiest woman in the world would be Alessandra Ambrosio. With that said, I think I might have to do a Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 since the 2006 version was such a success.
You could click over to FHM Online to check out the list with a picture of each but if you just want to see who made the list and bitch about it here within our comments then I took the liberty of typing the whole damn list out, yes 1-100. There are some pretty fucked up rankings but that’ll always be the case whenever someone develops a list. Editors would probably reply to us saying that we should make our own list… well, The Bastardly has so be on the lookout! Start brainstorming your top 10 list of the sexiest women in the world!
1. Jessica Alba
2. Katharine McPhee
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Gisele Bundchen
5. Alessandra Ambrosio < <--- TOO LOW! My #1!
6. Jessica Biel
7. Adriana Lima
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Keira Knightley
10. Marisa Miller
mayra veronica should be 1 thru 5
aishwarya rai is not hot she has nothing to do in this list she is beautiful but not sexy
and this list is ridiculous alba n°1! bad joke.
ive always thought she looks like she has down syndrome!!lmfao!!!! dam,... your a good judge!
BEYONCE !!! ITS BEAUTIFULL!!! NOT PARIS HILTON, FERGIE, PAMELA ANDERSON BLEEEEEEEEE
Vanessa Hudgens adns Ashley Tisdale it's pretty and butiful..;)
eeeww!!!!! with that FACE shes "HOT"?????? ill NEVER get her, her concietedness, her stupidity, her diva attitude, her rudeness to her "fans", dissing the troops, i have no CLUE WHY this site still posts her shit like shes the fucking next vida guerra, who is, IMO, a fucking mega hot goddess who could shit herself and id still lick her dirty asshole ops i mean love her lol
vida... now SHE should have been #1 or at the very LEAST the top 5!!!! alba? #1 FUGLIEST girl EVER
check out krystal forscutt or gabrielle richens, they would definitely be on this list if they were american
OMGOSH
DIZ BITCH
HOLYYYYYY
LOok how ugly she lukz
wif out makeup
well wif lesser makeup den usual
GeT OVA DIZ COW
SHEZ UGLY
VITO UR DA BESTTT bitch!
I think SOPHIA BUDH should have won, SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!
Ok, that's what true women look like without their makeup. WOOF!
i think eva mendes should be number 1...she has a beautiful face...vida guerra looks like she has fucking down syndrome....eva longoria has a horse face on a munchkin body too...dumb money grubbing whores..to hell with them!!!
1.eva mendes
2.jessica alba
3.jessica biel
4.scarlett johannson
5.angelina jolie
YES LARRY!!!! YOU FUCKIN SAID IT! OLD TIRED WASHED UP HAS BEEN. THERES NO TREAD LEFT ON THOSE TIRES, SO GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR HOTDOG DOWN HER UGLY STD-INFESTED HALLWAY. GO RIGHT AHEAD, AND WHEN YOUR DICK 1) DONT FEEL ANYTHING 2) STARTS BURNING WHEN YOU PISS....WELL THEN YOU CAN ALL LOOK BACK AND SAY, "VITO! YOUR RIGHT!"
FUCKIN SUCK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS, SHES FUGLY AND HAS THE BODY OF: TOP HALF--NICOLE RICHIE, AND BOTTOM HALF IS JUST FUCKIN ROSIE O'FATSO-DONNEL.
THIS IS GETTING OLD, JUST LIKE HER.
Actually Shakira is on the list No 28. Jessica Alba looks nasty in that pic.
AND'A, YOU FUCKIN SAID IT. SLOBBA IS A FUCKIN DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A FUCKIN PILE OF PORT-O-POTTIES.
WHERE THE HELL IS SHAKIRA???? she is hotter than...lets say 100% if that list and she isnt even in it. This thing doesnt make sence anymore! who ever decides these things...muct be nothing more than homo's!
Mischa Barton should be way up in the list, as well as Lindsay Lohan!!!
Beyonce, Shakira,Jennifer Lopez should all be top 5. Scarlett Yohannson is far from overrated.And Keira Knightley?A girl with no tits or ass. EXCUSE ME. And where is Aishwarria Rai?
AH YES, ONE MORE THING. NOT WITH THAT FACE, SLOBBA!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED MONKEY WITH DOWN SYNDROME, BUT HEY, ITS ALL GOOD, RIGHT? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FACE, SLOBBA, ITS JUST ALL THAT FUCKIN AND SUCKIN FOR YOUR ROLES AND "AWARDS" (LOL!!! ).
DONT LIKE MY FUCKIN OPINION OF YOUR NUMBER ONE? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW, BITCHES, SHES A HAS BEEN, A WASTE OF SPACE AND AN INGORANT, RUDE STUCK UP CUNT.
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WHO DA FUCK DECIDED DAT LIST?!!..LMFAOOOOOO!!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME?! Those people over there at FHM are complete morons.
LOL HELL YEA! SLOBBA IS JUST A VILE, PUTRID EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, SHES FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD, THINKS SHES A FUCKIN GODDESS, TELLS THE FUCKIN WORLD SHES 'SICK OF BEIN SEXY' THEN FUCKS AND SUCKS AND TAKES IT IN THAT BIGGER THAN A SKYSCRAPER OF AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL HER PARTS IN HER UTTERLY INANE MOVIES. HM, MAYBE, DAT DUDE, IT WAS FIXED? OR MAYBE MALKAVIAN (SLOBBA'S PR, TOY, DOG, OR MALKAVIAN IS SLOBBA) FIXED IT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE SLOBBAS SOOO SPECIAL AND SMART ( LO-MOTHERFUCKING-L!!!).....MY GUESS? ONBIOUSLY SLOBBA DOD WHAT SHE DOES TO LAND HER STUPID JEJUNE AND NOT TO MENTION SKEEVY PARTS IN HER CRAPTASTIC FILMS. CRAPTASTIC FOUR!!!!
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON YOUR ORACLE? YOUR NUMBER 1??? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALOW, SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS. REMEMBER, SHITNEY WAS HOT TOO.....
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO! I AM VITO AND SLOBBA IS PURE POO(P).
This list is gay. I can't believe Paris Hilton made it in there. WTF
How could the new Bond girl, Eva Green, be left off the list?
this list is not the uk magaazine list ..its completey wrong ...the correct uk top ten is
1. Jessica Alba (actress)
2. Keeley Hazell (model)
3. Eva Longoria (actress)
4. Adriana Lima (supermodel)
5. Scarlett Johansson (actress)
6. Hayden Panettiere (actress)
7. Cheryl Tweedy (singer)
8. Angelina Jolie (actress)
9. Emily Scott (model)
10.Elisha Cushbert (actress)
LOL...probably the whole damn 100 is wrong ..
Adriana Lima should be # 1 by law!
She's hot, but over fuckin rated. Hayden didn't even make the 100? Fucking bullshit list. FERGIE? Teri Hatcher? The Duff? who's the fag that decided this top 100?
Mayra Veronica is the hottest should #1
Kelly Brook? Bianca Balti?
homolist!
Giselelelele=1
...others follow...
r e tards made this list.! tons of other chicks are way outta place. gay. fukin stuped..
(for those that I disagree with: Im a guy and not fag and gisele isnt a guy or a tranny or fucking ugly. nuff said.)
Holy Crap! That picture of Alba reminds me of a racoon I ran over the other day!
The list has no credibility whatsoever.
WTF where these guys thinking? Jessica is definitely a top 10, but recently some of her pics have made me rethink her natural hotness. I mean anyone can look good all made-up but some of her recent paparazzi shots look pretty scary.
Oh, and Petra Nemcova #57? Are you kidding me? She is definitely in the top 5 for me.
hun aishwarya rai is FAR from ugly. i share your jealousy, but i dont dare to call her UGLY. shes ravishing and you KNOW that!
Lacey Chabert aint that hot. People just like her cause she was on Mean girls. She hasn't done shit since that movie. and Aishwarya rai is ugly anyways's good thing she's not on the list.
Mariah Carey before Sarah Michelle Gellar?! wtf?!
Skeletor Jenna Jameson are u kidding me!
F***. You might as well put Becky from the Marathon station oon this f***ed up list. This was obviously compiled by homos.
I'm probably stupid when I ask this, but you guys are joking, right? Amanda Bynes...(throwing up right now).
I don't get what people see in Jessica Alba. There's just nothing hot about her to me.
St. Patrick: Hell yeah about Amanda Bynes!
No.1 Amanda Bynes
No.2 Lacey Chabert
No.3 Amy Smart
And in this picture Alba looks like a retarted crack-whore.
Oh my fucking god!!! All the people who voted for Scarlett Johansson must be very, very fucked up! Who the fuck would vote for that fugly cunt? This is just sick. I wouldn't dip my wiener in her even if they paid me and even if she had a brown bag on her fuck-face.
And Alba is just sooooo over-rated. She's ok, but come on people! Besides, whatfor is Ana Beatriz Barros only #81? I'd take her any day...
jessica albas eyeballs are crooked.
aish rai should be in somewhere in top 3, if not the very first. and i think face matters more than her body. (plus she lost the weight as seen in her "fat pic")
aish is amazingly gorgeous and the most beautiful woman in the world!
can you imagine how fucked up you'd have to be to vote for Fergie or Victoria Silvstedt for this list??? that's really messed up.
I think Jessica Alba deserves to be #1
Her body proportions are just so perfect, perfect butt and breasts! and her face is amazing, cute nose, gorgoues eyes, full beautiful lips.. and her skin.. oh her skin..
Sorry, forgot to add...Paris Hilton and Krsitin Cavalari?! Two idiots rich for acting like snobby whores? C'mon now
haha There is a picture of Isabeli Fontana for Ana Beatriz. I still think Isabeli Fontana should have been on the list. A lot of those women are overrated. Honestly, if you saw a woman like Katharine Mcphee walk down the street, not knowing who she is, would you stop and say "Wow...that's probably the second sexiest woman this year"...nah
@briana: Why on earth would Aishwarya Rai be on the list when the majority of people reading FHM don't even know who she is? And trust me, she looks WAY better than that ugly man-faced tranny Jessica Simpson you love LOL.
@EvilSamurai: That picture of her gut is over old. She's a skinny stick now. A few pounds could help a lot IMO.
LOL @ MYSELF.
****rofl
oops lolololol
lolololol marisa miller!! rolfcoaster. so fucking ugly. lolololololololol
and gisele bundchen?? rolfcopter!! lolololol ugly horse.
LOL @ THE LISTS!!
yea i know, i didn't realize that someone with no tits or ass COULD be the sexiest woman in the world...
whatev.
I'm agree with Sophia, too...
But that list is a shame: Sharapova #11? Sara Michelle Gellar #53? VIDA GUERRA # 23??? (one of ugliest person ever).... WTF???