The Bastardly Morning Report by Victoria Beckham & Her Nipples

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23 comments
b_caapi

I get the feeling that her and her ball boy are both a bit twisted and S&M; demented.

The image of her as some pleather clad dom with a whip making her tutu wearing husband lick toilet filth off her boots comes to mind... and "it won't just go away".

jessie
jessie

Actually I heard someone say she has a little bit of Indian in her. But if you go to most of her websites they just put caucasion down for her race. She considers herself white though. Her kids look 100% white.

Aja
Aja

anyone know her ethnicity? She's very exotic looking.

djdbtch
djdbtch

those nipples wont be denied

jessie
jessie

I admit her looks are not that great. But at least she's skinny and she looks better than Aishwarya Rai.

CHOMPERS
CHOMPERS

With all that money you'd think she'd get good implants and skin care.

Marcella

Pak31...she's european...they don't use fake smiles like americans do, if they don't feel like smiling, they just don't smile

Eve
Eve

Stop offending the SS stormtroopers. They were assholes but looked a way better than her...

Big Papi
Big Papi

SS stormtrooper with fake tits

xtina
xtina

i love posh

if you listen to some of her interviews on youtube, you will find that she is actually a sweetheart

modiglian
modiglian

Wouldn't let her suck my cock even if she payed me.

Still... what the hell does this dwarf-sized, ugly, anorexic, tasteless, stupid whore has to keep someone like David Beckham?

I mean, the dude isn't the brightest of the pack, but... he can have any bitch better than this!

No divorce can be considered expensive enough to not get rid of this disgrace.

Modi

PMS
PMS

Another ugly British woman with fake boobs.... eeeeewwwww.

Italian Man
Italian Man

She has the same Britney's mad decease. I am so sorry for her.

Eve
Eve

MisterMind, I almost totally agree with you. But the nazi soldiers were sexy (their outfits, not what they did)...

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

The residents of Munchkin Land are waiting for a house to fall on her.

Rasheed
Rasheed

Disgusting shit, and really sad that she actually thinks that anyone wants to see her nipples, bitch must be on crack.

Pak31
Pak31

The thing that bugs me about her is that she rarely ever smiles. When she does she looks great. But instead she always has that look like she thinks she is better than everyone. She is totally in love with herself I think.

MisterMind
MisterMind

A truly truly ugly woman. Both inside and out. She looks like a nazi SS soldier.