Monthly Archives: April 2007

Dannielle Brent with The Links!

- Kristin Cavallari Ruins A See Through Moment [HollywoodTuna]
- Tyra Banks is Breast Obsessed [Egotastic!]
- Britney Spears needs your help! [Celebslam]
- Britney Spears Coming Out With A Tell-All Book? [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Brooke Hogan Half Naked at a Surprise Performance [Drunken Stepfather]
- Should the Zoo be able to sell Beer and Wine? [The Bastardly Society]

- Hayden Panettiere Hates Bloggers [Dlisted]
- Does Angelina Jolie have hyperthyroidism? [Cele|bitchy]
- Sandra Bullock’s stalker tried to kill Jesse James [Fatback and Collards]
- Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini [Yeeeah!]
- Paris Hilton Looks Like Crap [Hollywood Rag]
- Eddie Murphy’s Hot Tub Days [CityRag]

- Lindsay Lohan’s Driver is an Excellent Driver [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Since when does Ashlee Simpson have boobs? [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Richard Gere apologizes to Indians [The Blemish]
- Lindsay Lohan Exposes Cleavage [DerekHail]
- Leonardo DiCaprio Visits ‘Gardener of Eden’ [A Socialite’s Life]
- Jack Black - American Idol contestant? [Horny Oyster]

- Spend Some Time With Lindsay’s Cleavage [ChugsAndJugs]
- The Birth Of Venom From Spider-Man 3 [Popoholic]
- The Complete Guide to Faking Sophistication [Double Viking]
- It’s difficult to pass out with thong sandals on, but she did it. [CollegeHumor]
- And today’s hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Jessica Alba - FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2007 - #1

Last year the title of FHM Sexiest Woman In The World 2006 went to Scarlett Johansson. How in the hell did this year’s honor go to Jessica Alba? Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s hot but seriously, #1? You know my pick for the sexiest woman in the world would be Alessandra Ambrosio. With that said, I think I might have to do a Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 since the 2006 version was such a success.

You could click over to FHM Online to check out the list with a picture of each but if you just want to see who made the list and bitch about it here within our comments then I took the liberty of typing the whole damn list out, yes 1-100. There are some pretty fucked up rankings but that’ll always be the case whenever someone develops a list. Editors would probably reply to us saying that we should make our own list… well, The Bastardly has so be on the lookout! Start brainstorming your top 10 list of the sexiest women in the world!

1. Jessica Alba
2. Katharine McPhee
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Gisele Bundchen
5. Alessandra Ambrosio < <--- TOO LOW! My #1! 6. Jessica Biel 7. Adriana Lima 8. Angelina Jolie 9. Keira Knightley 10. Marisa Miller

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