Emmy Rossum Likes Them Nerdy, Rich & Jewish! Yummy!

So she likes big noses and no chin? That's like the opposite of what I like.

Is the implication here that Emmy Rossum isn't Jewish?

I sure hope not. Because she is.

You guys better stop or Fugly Finkelstein He will sue you all !!!!!!

I don't care who this guy is banging it sucks to wake up to that mug every morning.

Emmy fucks for tracks.

von doom and empath beat me to it

she is obviously sucking her way to a record deal

what is the record industry's equivalent of the "casting couch"?

Obviously, this slut is jocking the douchebag for a record deal. He's an "A & R" rep, she's got a terrible Enya-sounding (Enya WTF) track on her Myspace. It makes sense. Fuck her way to a record deal to make up for the obvious lack of talent.

Please kill me now for actually visiting these morons' respective Myspace pages.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Oy Vei

Yup, he looks like Tom fuckin Green! He really must be a rich son of a bitch!

Damn, this is one lucky dude, the bitch be kinda hot.

Absolutely disgusting.

WOW! That is one fuuuuuuuuuuuugly son of a bitch.

Hey! I think her name is Emmy ROSSUM....won't this mess up the archiving?

Allison Stokke's bf looks like a douchebag... but this... guy? looks like the Queen of Douchebags

i think she is completely blah, and he needs a chin implant.

she should stop being a fag hag.

#25 is a Seinfeld reference Cooper

@25 - European, shm-european. This is America, dammit. Men don't carry purses.

this has to end up in hot chicks with douchebags! He has a man purse. WTF!

He makes Scott Storch look like Clark Gable.

ugh. weak jaw, no chin. He'll look like a turtle in about 5 years. And I'm blinded by his legs. I'm not even going to start on his outfit...

"I simply adore his fag bag…man purse..whatever"

It's European!

He's an A+R guy for Geffen Records, and she has a record contract with (surprise) Geffen Records. Hmmmmmmm.

I simply adore his fag bag...man purse..whatever

Manbag!

Very funny, John.

Garanimals, perhaps?

Hahaha that ugly mofo got the top prize.

wtf tragic hero

My grandma could beat that guy's ass.

oy vay where is all the money?...oh I have it all sorry...

Wait, isn't he Zach Braff?

Wow, look at those legs.

Obviously this broad has low self-esteem if she would go out with such an inbred looking chump...

She needs to infuse her loving with the stranded dna of a real Shakespearean thug.

My dudes...wait...im buggin... i saw chump gettin a little luv from Emmy at washington square park the other day...i got jealous... i was like:

"ayo ma... im tellin u, im the real dope... im the livin breathin walkin Cuban lou... quit talkin to this in-bred Lennon-lookin chump anyways.. i can hit u off with that big babaloo if thats how u get it poppin.. just cus son got thick bi-focals dont me that he bright.. and just cus he got a mom-dad money and i got mines at jobcorp dont mean that he nice!!!"

Jew boy called the cops...I ran into the nyu physics building...

Emmy looks much better without -a lot- make-up and dressing casual. Very cute.

About Popeye... no comments. Ok, one: he means hope. Hope for all jerkoffs around the world. If that guy, with that face, without chin, is dating -maybe some titjob- with a movie star -wathever-, we can do it, too... Platinum credit card is essential, of course.

hey! he went to the same college as me!!!

rock!!!!

hes rich and powerful and thats it!

she is cute, but irritatingly precocious and snobby

he looks like tom green's gay little brother

Now THIS is cute!!!

Not Puke-tra....

It's not all about looks, people. Looks may catch a person's eye, but it's the personality that really does it... seriously.

Love is blind, especially when there's a lot of money blocking the view. Btw - it's Emmy Rossum, not Russum.

Ray Romano lookalike?!!

Emmy is Jewish so...yeah makes sense (there are better looking jewish guys out there)

NASTY !

Moe, you should've had a cam for just their legs on last pic.

is he a sailor?

ahahaha look at his shorts. f-a-g.

and guys, center parts only work on a very small percent of you, so stop trying, you look like alfalfa. this poor guy looks like alfalfas gay rejected son.

ew he has no chin.

yuh. first comment