Caption This, Bitches! (Pregnant Salma Hayek Edition)

ugly fat mexican burrito looking bitch with a big popeye looking face.

you people should be ashamed of yourselves.. YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!! the woman is with child!!!! it's distgusting and evil to comment about any woman the way all of you have..does it feel good to make such vicious comments about a pregnant woman you FREAKS!!!!!!!!

"Next time, fuck me in the ass"

Who's the father, Penelope Cruz?

baby want milk!

She doesn't make a very attractive pregnant woman, does she? That surprises me.

fat and ugly and her face is way too square

chin, boobs and belly walking down the street...salsa flavored milk...tasty......i mean no wtf?...that sounds fucking nasty...

Caption : 'And they say that nothing grows in the shade...'

Rasheed...............You're a sick freak. Why would you suck that whales tits??? You need therapy.

fat pig.Oh, and enjoy it now cus once she pops her kid out those tits will deflate and leave saggy skin and pepperoni nipples. yum.

She'll snap back just fine, if not better than before. She's got super-billionaire-Frenchman money as well as her own UglyBetty money and plenty of time.

I really would like to suck on those titties. And I don´t even like milk.

You think this is shocking...just wait 'til I give birth. I'll go back to my pre-pregnancy weight in a week. Take that Heidi.

I would like to suck on those titties.

Caption: "Anyone can nibble out the extra milk? Pleeeaaaseee!"

milk juggs....sweet,sweet milk juggs.

This will be some beat up shit after the birthing. Some women can snap back, but she ain't one of them.

Bitch get me some Taco Bell

I'd still like a short time with her. Or a long time. Whichever.

"Looky, my tummy is almost the same size as my boobs!"

The curse of the short and curvy, guess that's my fate too. :(

Isn't she only about 4 months along?

Those tits have 5 more months to blossom - holy shit.

Breaking News: Shamu beached in LA.

look at the size of her THIGHS!! insert sound of thunder here...

I'll help her work off those post-pregnancy pounds. Starting now. By suckin' on her nipples. Mmmmm.

I wish she'd do a nude photoshoot RIGHT NOW.

wow! I find it hard to not stare at the boobs.

Love those big udders on her. Hot preggo Salma! Probably horny all the time.

Holy Jebus!

What the hell is she pregnant with?

A Wal-Mart?!?

I'll bring the cookies Salma!

yea holy shit her boobs are HUGE

Damn! Look at those boobs. I need to see a booty shot.

i really hope she'll get rid of those "few" extra pounds after the baby's born...

She can STILL get it!!!!

That things looks hideous. Its looks worse than a beached whale. Why couldnt that bitch keep her legs shut?????? This planet is overpopulated as it is. Fucking whore.