Posts from July 2014

Emmy Rossum Likes Them Nerdy, Rich & Jewish! Yummy!

 late in the evening by 46

We can be sure of a few things…

1. The dude is Jewish (name: Justin Siegel, see MySpace)
2. He has lots of money
3. If you’re Jewish & have lots of money, you can cuddle w/ Emmy Russum

Things that might be true…

1. He probably has a huge cock-a-doodle-doo
2. His tongue might be battery powered
3. He probably has Superman fingers
4. Emmy likes well-maintained sideburns

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Petra Nemcova - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #4

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 63

- A Krystal Forscutt Picture Moment [HollywoodTuna]
- Hey Scarlett, Your Shoe’s Untied [Egotastic!]
- Celebrity Look Alike Convention [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lunch with Jennifer Garner [Celebslam]
- Rhianna Performs in a Sexy Latex Outfit [Drunken Stepfather]
- Dear Salma Hayek [The Bastardly Society]

- What A Wonderful Husband He Is [Dlisted]
- Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes are fighting over Kidman’s kids [Cele|bitchy]
- Britney Spears vomits her way to mom of the year [Fatback and Collards]
- Stuff On My Lohan [CityRag]
- Kym Johnson - Girls of FHM [FHM Online]

- Shakira butchers AC/DC’s “Back in Black” [Horny Oyster]
- Lindsay Lohan is probably back in rehab [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Kristen Bell wears a bikini [The Blemish]
- Ashley Judd Wins Indy 500? [The Grumpiest]

- D. Letterman & the Beer Launcher [ChugsAndJugs]
- Eva Mendes Scene That Might Interest You [DerekHail]
- Kirsten Bell & Star Wars [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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