Bastardly Hasbeen Rating: Summer Altice @ The Pink Taco Opening in L.A.

And the Wiki says…

Summer Danielle Altice (born December 23, 1979 in Fountain Valley, California, U.S.A.) is an American fashion model and actress. She was named after Miss USA 1975, Summer Bartholomew.
She won Young and Modern (YM) magazine’s cover girl contest in 1995 plus she was on the cover of YM’s November issue that year and subsequently signed with Elite modeling agency before appearing on the cover of GQ as well as men’s magazines Maxim and Max. Maxim magazine currently featured her in their Girls of Maxim gallery. She was ranked number 100 in Stuff magazine’s “102 Sexiest Women In The World” in 2002. [Wiki]

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John_B
John_B

I would totally slide my sausage into that pussy ANY time! She was so fucking hot, back in her Playboy days.

Bobbie

She was NAMED AFTER Miss USA 1975. Nowhere does it say she WAS Miss USA. Learn to read you fucking dimwit. And while you're at it, learn to spell, too.

Jenni

How can you win Miss USA 4 years before your born??

interesting

Goliano
Goliano

I'd open her pink taco.

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

Hard to be a has-been if she never had much of a career to begin with. The year she was in Playboy, I was lusting more for Nicole Lenz -- and she's only famous for supposedly appearing in a sex video with Paris Hilton.

But Summer still looks pretty hot to me. That is the type of Global Warming I would welcome.

HookItUp

Naaah. She's got that old lady thing starting: those fat upper arms that look like ham-hocks. What is it with older women....no mattoer how hard they work out or what their face and tits look like, they ALWAYS have upper-arm pudge. Granny arms. Nasty.

Starrica
Starrica

Her face foundation doesn't match the rest of her body...Her eyes are very pretty though. She has the potential to glam it up more. I can see her being a 10 with work.

mbitter

nneds bigger titties and shoes that fit but i'd do her from behind.

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd stick it in her pooper.

Spoonie Luv

Another typical american bar tramp. But she can have it, in the parking lot or the restroom.

king biscuit
king biscuit

She does look very good indeed. Looks healthy. That fact alone is worthy of praise.

Sparks
Sparks

Her toes are touching the carpet. Try buying shoes in your size.

Rasheed
Rasheed

Not feeling the face, bitch looks a bit manly.

hk

she looks good but too much make up