The Bastardly Morning Report

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 3

BASTARDLY NEWS: This Sunday I’ll be jetting away to Buenos Aires, Argentina and Jackson will arrive a few days later. We’ll be working from there next week, so please excuse us if the content sucks ass (we’ve done our best to line up juicy goodies, so no worries!).

Anywway, please help support The Bastardly by supporting our friends…(i.e. click & read!)

- Hot Stuff: A Cameron Diaz Nightmare Not Starring Justin [Us MAGAZINE]

- Angelina Joins Brad For the Morning Drop-Off [JustJared]

- Ruh Roh! Tom Has Gotten To The Germans! [DLISTED]

- QUESTION: Who Wants to Lick Alicia Silverstone‘s Face? [IDONTLIKEYOUINTHATWAY]

- POLL: Transformers: Who’s the Hottest Human? [BUZZNET]

- Ex-‘Grey’s’ star cites racism for firing [YAHOO]

- BUSTED! 50 Cent busted lip synching [NEWS.AU]

- Stephen Colbert‘s new Tek Jansen comic book [EW]


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Dr Bob
Dr Bob

That will not be easy for us ;(