Monthly Archives: June 2007
What The Hell Is Up W/ Melonie Diaz’s Face?
Emma Heming @ The Pink Taco Opening in L.A.
The Bastardly Asks: Where Do We Classify Brooke Langton?
From the Wikipedia:
Brooke Langton (born November 27, 1970) is an American actress.
She also appeared alongside Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman in the 2000 film The Replacements, and had a brief role in the 1996 indie film Swingers. In addition to these films, she has starred in a number of smaller films like Partners with Jay Harrington and Julie Bowen, Playing Mona Lisa with Alicia Witt, and Kiss the Bride with Alyssa Milano. Her most recent film role was in the film Primeval, which was released in January of 2007, as well as an appearance in the video for the song (You Want To) Make A Memory by Bon Jovi. She’s also cast in a lead role in the film The Kingdom, which is set to be released in 2007.
Langton currently is a regular on Friday Night Lights.
Bastardly Breaking News! Seal Makin’ Out w/ Heidi Klum in Public! Ow!
The Bastardly Morning Report
BASTARDLY NEWS: This Sunday I’ll be jetting away to Buenos Aires, Argentina and Jackson will arrive a few days later. We’ll be working from there next week, so please excuse us if the content sucks ass (we’ve done our best to line up juicy goodies, so no worries!).
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- Hot Stuff: A Cameron Diaz Nightmare Not Starring Justin [Us MAGAZINE]
- Angelina Joins Brad For the Morning Drop-Off [JustJared]
- Ruh Roh! Tom Has Gotten To The Germans! [DLISTED]
- QUESTION: Who Wants to Lick Alicia Silverstone‘s Face? [IDONTLIKEYOUINTHATWAY]
- POLL: Transformers: Who’s the Hottest Human? [BUZZNET]
- Ex-‘Grey’s’ star cites racism for firing [YAHOO]
- BUSTED! 50 Cent busted lip synching [NEWS.AU]
- Stephen Colbert‘s new Tek Jansen comic book [EW]
Tatiana Golovin Giving Women’s Tennis Some Hope…
And the Wiki says…
Tatiana Golovin, born 25 January 1988, is a French professional tennis player. She is best known for winning the 2004 French Open mixed-doubles event with her countryman Richard Gasquet, and also, reaching the singles quarterfinal at the 2006 US Open, losing to the eventual champion Maria Sharapova.
She was born in Moscow, but she moved to Paris with her parents, and earned French citizenship. She has two sisters, Olga and Oxana. She also spent six years at Nick Bollettieri’s tennis camp in Bradenton, Florida, and she speaks fluent English. She is currently coached by Dean Goldfine, former coach of Todd Martin and Andy Roddick. [Wiki]
Ana Ivanovic Lookin’ Hot @ 2007 Wimbledon
Bastardly Breaking News!! Katie Holmes Walking Around Without Tommie Cruise!!
Claudia Jordan & Her Melons @ Jermaine Dupri’s BET Awards After Party
And the Wiki says…
Claudia Jordan (born April 12, 1973 in Providence, Rhode Island) was primarily known as a Barker’s Beauty on CBS’s game show The Price Is Right from 2001 to 2003, and is currently a model on the US version of Deal or No Deal.
She was born to an Italian mother and an African-American father. Claudia’s parents met when her father was in the U.S. Air Force, stationed in Brindisi, Italy. She attended Baldwin Wallace College in Berea, Ohio where she majored in broadcasting and journalism. [Wiki]