Posts from July 2014

The Bastardly Morning Report

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BASTARDLY NEWS: This Sunday I’ll be jetting away to Buenos Aires, Argentina and Jackson will arrive a few days later. We’ll be working from there next week, so please excuse us if the content sucks ass (we’ve done our best to line up juicy goodies, so no worries!).

Anywway, please help support The Bastardly by supporting our friends…(i.e. click & read!)

- Hot Stuff: A Cameron Diaz Nightmare Not Starring Justin [Us MAGAZINE]

- Angelina Joins Brad For the Morning Drop-Off [JustJared]

- Ruh Roh! Tom Has Gotten To The Germans! [DLISTED]

- QUESTION: Who Wants to Lick Alicia Silverstone‘s Face? [IDONTLIKEYOUINTHATWAY]

- POLL: Transformers: Who’s the Hottest Human? [BUZZNET]

- Ex-’Grey’s’ star cites racism for firing [YAHOO]

- BUSTED! 50 Cent busted lip synching [NEWS.AU]

- Stephen Colbert‘s new Tek Jansen comic book [EW]

Tatiana Golovin Giving Women’s Tennis Some Hope…

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And the Wiki says…

Tatiana Golovin, born 25 January 1988, is a French professional tennis player. She is best known for winning the 2004 French Open mixed-doubles event with her countryman Richard Gasquet, and also, reaching the singles quarterfinal at the 2006 US Open, losing to the eventual champion Maria Sharapova.
She was born in Moscow, but she moved to Paris with her parents, and earned French citizenship. She has two sisters, Olga and Oxana. She also spent six years at Nick Bollettieri’s tennis camp in Bradenton, Florida, and she speaks fluent English. She is currently coached by Dean Goldfine, former coach of Todd Martin and Andy Roddick. [Wiki]

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Claudia Jordan & Her Melons @ Jermaine Dupri’s BET Awards After Party

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And the Wiki says…

Claudia Jordan (born April 12, 1973 in Providence, Rhode Island) was primarily known as a Barker’s Beauty on CBS’s game show The Price Is Right from 2001 to 2003, and is currently a model on the US version of Deal or No Deal.
She was born to an Italian mother and an African-American father. Claudia’s parents met when her father was in the U.S. Air Force, stationed in Brindisi, Italy. She attended Baldwin Wallace College in Berea, Ohio where she majored in broadcasting and journalism. [Wiki]

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