The Bastardly Morning

Happy Tuesday, you bastaaads!

- Alli Sims is a Sexy Bitch!! [SOCIALITE LIFE]

- WHAT KIND OF CRACK IS BRITNEY SMOKING?! [DLISTED]

- The Morning Bastard: Amanda Braun gets our OWWW!! [GORILLAMASK]

- Jennifer Aniston Is Making East Coast Moves [POPSUGAR]

- Megan Fox Needs To Upgrade [IDLYITW]

- Jaime Pressly Celebrates her Birthday in Style [THE GRUMPIEST]

And finally, this day in Bastardly history…Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba plays with her dog!


6 comments
junglegirl

these pictures are only about 2 years old..

missy
missy

Glad to see Alba out and about.. maybe we all that she was a b!tch, but she wasn't getting the r!ght dick in her life...

weird people
weird people

i wonder how that girl looks without those big glasses, some girls look better with them than without them

Johnny Johnstone

Jessica Alba is the 2nd best looking girl in this picture