Surprise, Surprise! Jessica Alba Bought Coffee With Cash Warren!

Mob

Her toes! Oh my god her toes! *pukes*

^ ^ ^ ROFL!!!!! hammer toes! and the shoes are quite fugly as well

they should have named this post "jessica and her fugly feet" LOL

Her toes! Oh my god her toes! *pukes*

Face is pretty though...but these pics aren't great

el duderito

look at those feet! aaaaaaaaargh

and she cant dress worth shit.

^ ^ and those SHOES!!!! in pic 1, under the first pic, LOOK at her feet and awful shoes!!!!! "i used to be pigeon toed" says jesSUCKA, well guess what? you....still..ARE

pigeon toed, hammer toed, i mean, her toes are so long she could type a letter with them.

Just your run of the mill skinny, herpes infected ho.

Gringo Starr

She’s got a goofy body. Is her leg broken in that last picture?

no, shes pigeon toed. if you look at some other pics/threads of her you notice she dosent stand correctly. correctly= with feet pointing STRAIGHT, not inward like hers.

and those shoes are hideous as well as her ( unGODLY huge ) ugly hammer toe feet

Cash is old. and jessica is starving. You can tell. Better smoke some more ciggies, girl.

Those toes of hers are nasty! And look at her huge head. Alien head!

I agree: they are both douches. THank you Doom.

ugly woman

and her feet! again... she has monkey hammer toes! like her monkey FACE

el duderito

look at those feet! aaaaaaaaargh

and she cant dress worth shit.

junglegirl

why is this bitch so grumpy all the time? Her sandals are repulsive..

she as awful, HUGE feet i think there bigger than cashtrated warren, and those sandals?!! now that shes a self hating mexican shes going with her "indian shoe look"

what a stupid cunt. cashtrated and her can have all the herpes filled sex and then shell chain-smoke and drink coffee until her eating disorder kills her.

fucking awesome.

maybe she'll get hit by a semi?

ugly glasses. i still think she is pretty. but too stupid

why do people retort by saying "oh, i bet you arent half as good looking." As if you're only justification for having an opinion is being attractive? Ridiculous.

God, a lot of you are a bunch of hateful people! I'd like to see someone take a look at your photographs and see what YOU look like.

Very soon, that anorexic bitch will die of starvation!

they are a hot couple you people need to stop hating

Her poon must stink ,why else would she date that bozo

So sick of her constipated face

She needs to eat food and lift some weights. They should go to the gym together because I bet anyone could just walk up and snap his arm and say, that's my bitch now! You got that, collar popper?

ewww plz someone feed hur

something

wif alot of poison

so i dun havta eva hear abouh diz whore again!

Ewww yuck. Look at her all skin and bones...she aint nowhere near sexy. Jessica, hon...go buy some burgers and have a good meal. And what's with those butt ugly sandals? Why must women wear ugly ass flat sandals like we want to see that. Put on some nice shoes for crying out loud, your RICH!!

eek..third post..but by "pappazarri" i mean "paparazzi" clearly...=/

uhhhhh and shes grumpy bcoz she hates the pappazarri u dumb fcks?!

who asks that?? soooo stupid.

awww jessica eat something! :( not coffee..stay away from that appetite suppresent (spelling?)

She IS hot. She just needs to cheer up.

sorry to disagree but I think shes very HOT her TOES too

her bones are starting to show

We used to beat the shit out of assholes like him with the popped collars in school. What a fucking tool, and she's a fucking bitch.

But... He's the bigger bitch for going back. He must be telling all his friends, "I did it all for the nookie", thinking he's cool for nailing Alba. Too bad she looks as if she's frigid.

She needs a cheeseburger with that coffee.

This is a perfect couple if you think about it... let's run the analysis

Cash:

Name = Cash? = total douche name

Style = popped Lacoste collar? = total douche. Madras shorts = total douche

Freeloading = unmanly douche move

J.Alba - is it possible for a female to exhibit douche behavior?

Self-hatred ? Ashamed of her heritage ? Check.

Totally delusion sense of self-importance ? check.

Moronic fashion choices? Oh hell yeah.

Attitude uncommensurate with actual talent to hide deep insecurity ? Double fuck yeah.

These two morons are made for each other.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

poker face

HAHAHHAHAHA! 10 straight bitch comments. I Love it

yay they can go and have dirty herpes sex together.

Would it kill her to smile every once in a while. She's been voted one of the hottest chicks on the planet. You'd think that'd be worth a smirk at least.

She's got a goofy body. Is her leg broken in that last picture?

She's got cooties.

why is this bitch so grumpy all the time? Her sandals are repulsive..

look at those feet! aaaaaaaaargh

and she cant dress worth shit.

she has such a bad attitude its annoying. smile girl...you're rich for no reason!

give up on this hoe. not worth the pixels.

fuck the WTH she has no ass and no wasit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

She's such a stuck up cunt anyway. Who the fuck is this Cash Money guy anyway?

Linda