Bastardly Jailbait Warning! Jessica Steinbaum

There’s no official Wiki on Jessica but from what I have read it looks like she was in some movie, Wassup Rockers, from 2005 at which time she was 15 years old… and I think these are old pictures of her but nonetheless she’s jailbait anyway you look at it. Enjoy!

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Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth  

Where is this sexy now legal jailbait? U know who wants to know.

I bang eve  

Hey kirk leave eve alone! She gives wonderful handjob's and she loves when I punch the back of her head when I nut after a long three hours of anal sex... btw, I busted the illest nut to this bitch jessica steinwhatever the other day, it was heavenly.

I don't care if this bitch was a fetus, I'd still skullfuck the shit out of her XD

luvin diz*
luvin diz*  

shez defenerly sexi

she dresses great too

plus she doesnt seem much like an air head

she luks lyke a bit mixture of

Vanessa Hudgens

Megan Fox

Lacey Chabert

n some oder gurl i cant remember

Eve
Eve  

"oh and i can tell because you keep making the same come back over and over again, way to be quick witted"...

Sorry, but was this comment written by you? Seriously??? I come here because I KNOW you can´t let it go...Jesus!!!

But I´m so lazy now and it´s starting to get boring, it´s just too easy to piss you off. Can I come later to make fun of you? Now I have to polish my nails.

P.S.: I didn´t know your boyfriend used a trashbag over your head. I was actually picturing you a "cuttie". Plus, the position you´re usually at kinda avoids seeing your face.

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk  

Glad to see you carry such a boring fuck life.

Mindless and dull, Your a true winner.

oh and i can tell because you keep making the same come back over and over again, way to be quick witted.

this is how your response always reads, and its always lame as fuck.

Dumb bitch (thats you eve, i dont think you would have picked that up),

You have a small penis and your going to get raped in jail by a few bigger penis's, yet the only thing you seem to change is the guys names. then you call me an asshole, then you say blah blah blah, people like me, blah blah blah, they dont like you, blah blah blah, im a slut and totally hot, blah blah blah, i'm pretty clever, blah blah blah, my boyfriend uses a trashbag over my head.

yup about what it sounds like.

Eve
Eve  

And by the way, thanks for the thread...I´ve never laughed that hard in my entire life.

Eve
Eve  

Dude, this random guy came exactly here??? He had like twenty posts or more to comment and he came exactly here? I know guys like you. You do need somebody (even fictional) to agree with your stupid comments because that´s the way you exist. Otherwise you´re nothing but an asshole trying to make a point without having any reasonable argument. What a fucking idiot you are...What a fucking loser. Good luck in the clink.

Hey, can I bring a bucket of popcorn to eat while I watch you getting two (huge, not ridiculously small like yours) cocks in the ass at once??? I swear to God, after a week getting aquainted with José and Latrell your anal sphincter won´t be able to hold one single tiny little fart.

I can almost picture the sex tape that will be released afterwards: "Kirk takes it - deep, good and hard".

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk  

haha, you have to be stupider then i thought to actually think i need another ID to expose a dumb bitch for being an idiot. i do see why you would think that, because your fucking mental.

Eve
Eve  

Oh sorry, sorry...I meant DP! DeePeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I´m sorry to misspell the beautiful moment you´re little bitches are going to enjoy.

Eve
Eve  

Considering Mod and Kirk are not the same as*...I mean, person (dude, you don´t need to choose another ID just to seem you´re winning the scrap):

As long as long as I can´t watch you two being rammed in jail (by twenty well-endowed dudes or more), and since you guys have only the asshole to give for DB (which means you would be rammed by two at once), fine by me...Actually, it kinda turns me on.

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk  

haha, why thank you Mod for your most appreciated invite, HOLLA!!

Mod
Mod  

If opportunity arised, I'd call "kirk the jerk" and invite him to do this tight hottie, while Eve is tied to a chair and shouting at us.

I want the front first.

Mod

barbie  

she has a nose like miss paris hilton

Rasheed
Rasheed  

Of course, if I bang some psycho bitch I guess I´m out of luck, but hey, a women of any age can always falsely accuse you of something at anytime. But they won´t because I treat all of my hoes good and I don´t lie to them, if I only want to bang them, I´m honest about it. And I buy them stuff and shit eventhough it´s not even necessary because teenage girls are quick to give the pussy up, it´s all new to them and they horny as fuck.

Rasheed
Rasheed  

LOL @ the discussion, all I know is that as long as teenage girls don´t do anything against their will, there is no problem. It´s not like we´re saying, "I´m gonna rape or abuse this bitch". And of course there has to be an age limit, personally I bang only 15/16 years old bitches with a mature body. I´m 24 btw, and I agree, perhaps I shouldn´t bang such young girls, but hey, I like women and it´s not like I´m forcing them to do anything!

kaeo
kaeo  

All i know is they should lower the age of consent to 16.

d55
d55  

her face is ugly

Eve
Eve  

But I have to admit it: Your comments are so amazing I think you should fill in an application for the Pulitzer prize for them. Oh my god, why people still haven´t noticed the genius you are??? What are you doing here on Bastardly??? The world needs your skills in Phylosophy and History, man...

Oh woe me, if only you´d been my Professor, instead of that dude who had a PhD, I´d be a much smarter girl right now...

Eve
Eve  

@41. First of all: Yaaaaaaawwwwnnnnnn...

I understood what you meant, you twat. Just read it again: This is not the place for academic bullshit. "Such important literature" must be brought up where it belongs. Not here.

"Not Being a Fucking Idiot"...great book. I read it. I also happened to notice your name being mentioned there quite a lot (for illustrating how an idiot would behave like).

And "...probably wouldn’t have been as good if it was written by a woman". What do we have here? A misogynistic pretentious a**hole. Now you´re showing your true colors, aren´t you?

But I don´t think you´ve read it well, since you´re the one here behaving like a fucking idiot. So I recommend you read it again, as well as another one called "Kirk The Jerk -How I Became The World´s Biggest A**hole" (your biography, written by the very same SomeGuy).

Eve
Eve  

@ 40. I kinda agree with you now (you do have a point), but still I don´t think it´s normal to see a grown up man with a 13-year-old-girl...get it?

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk  

Well considering that my ideas seem to be backed by everyone on this post, and this website otherwise they wouldn't be posting things of this nature, but you come in here riding on your broom trying to PMS all over the place with your feminist fuck ideas.

Of course I wouldn’t consider you to understand philosophy because you’re not an intellect. You have a one sided mind that cares only about feelings and what people say.

You suggest that these people are considered immoral for being lovers of beauty. Every thing that is beautiful should be loved, are you denying its right to be justified by the use of course words such as these.

I wouldn’t ever expect you to understand, and the only reason I brought up such important literature was to prove a point about past cultures that you were so called “taught” in college but were to busy giving hand jobs in the back row to fully comprehend society structures of another time. Of course you would dismiss ideas of the past, you’re dumb, there’s no other way for you to understand with your limited mental capacity and emotionally distraught mind.

I don’t know anything about history or philosophy, I’ve read one book. It’s called “Not Being a fucking idiot” by SomeGuy. Pretty good read, probably wouldn’t have been as good if it was written by a woman.

And I’m really glad to know that you’re still a fine piece of ass, because if you were trying to get somewhere using your brain you would be shit out of luck, so it would seem.

- last post unless you say something intelligent to respond back to, i doubt that though. seriously, thats probably impossilble.

eh  

*1997, no i meant 1977, or even 1987.

eh  

Eve.

quick check the year on your calender, whats it say? 2007! someone who is 15/14/13 arnt even close to being a child. not in 2007, maybe back in 1997 when girls that age wernt as mature. someone that age now is much more physically and mentally mature than they were 20-30 years ago. alot teenagers 13-15(and older) are having sex and being sexually active on a regular basis, and they know how to handle it, believe me they know exactly how to handle it ;)

the only people who i could see calling girls this age a "child" would be people who are like 20-30+ years older. the same thing for someone who is 13, refering to someone who is 20-30 years older then them, they would say theyre "old" eventhough the person who is 20-30 years older wouldnt consider themselves "old".

alot of old people are always saying, "girls didnt look that that when i was in high school" ..because its true, girls are developing much younger than they did years ago, theyre growing up alot quickier, and theyre becoming much more mature to handle it.

so Eve, you come here to tell people its wrong for them to look at/talk about these girls the way they do because its "wrong"? you think your going to save them? do you sit at your computer wearing your cape and mask like a superhero as if your some special person crusading for all these young girls trying to protect them from the big bad boys on the internet.. good luck with that.

i know there are laws in certain places that say a guy cant legally fuck a girl under 18 even with her consent, but seriously how old is that law? i think its a bullshit law that needs to be changed, much like alot of laws that are so outdated.. but unfortunately the people in position to change such laws are so old and conservative that they believe these laws are infact right. i fully believe that in the next 20 years these laws will be changed, especially if girls under 18 continue to mature more and more.

Eve
Eve  

Oh, and I´m still a fine piece of ass. The difference is that now (being a grown up woman) I can, I like and I know how to have sex. And "sex" is that act you occasionally perform (I mean, when you pay a hooker).

Eve
Eve  

Yes, self-proclaimed Master of the Universe, you are fucking stup...I mean, awesome...

But writing about Plato´s dialogues on a fucking post about Jailbait, give me a fucking break. I´ve already had this kind of crap (and much better stated by Professors, not by some loser pretending to know about Phisophy and History) when I was having classes at College, so I don´t need it here, you pretentious cunt. Jesus, you´re worse than that guy Spoonie Luv.

Long boring posts discussing academic bullshit... yeah right, that´s what Bastardly is all about.

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk  

well im so happy that you were such a fine piece of ass when you were younger, congrats on that.

I'm not sure why you said, "a crime is always a crime therefore it must be punished." when in fact that this wasnt a crime in the past. Our brains still perceive it as a norm from such a long time ago, when it was a very abundant part of our past culture, just as other beliefs are still ingrained in our society from that time. I'm not condoning this by any means, but people tend to pick and choose what beliefs they carry over from one century to another.

So if you have read any of Plato's dialogues, you would understand that even he and the rest of the Greek culture condoned this style of living, especially within the same sex, and all of those are great pieces of philosophical literature. I know lifestyles have changed, but writing about it seems least of my worries. but ranting and raving about how you should have some kind of feelings or some bullshit on a damn post about jailbait. give me a fucking break.

i know, i know. your minds just been blown. just take a deep breath and shut the fuck up. hahaha, im so fucking awesome.

Eve
Eve  

@33. No Kirk...Some disgusting men did hit on me when I was 15, even earlier actually and guess what? I felt disgusted. I preferred the guys who had a similar age and by preferring I mean I used to have very inocent fantasies about them and not too dangerous experiences because I was a very childish girl, I thought I was too young for engaging in sexual activities. Also any horrible nasty drooling old man has never had any effect on my libido, sorry...

By the way, I assume now that the pretentious comment about medieval times and habits (28) was directed to me so let me clarify this: I have no religion whatsoever. I just believe a crime is always a crime therefore it must be punished.

Your nickname sounds just about right to me now...

Larry B.
Larry B.  

She might no be jailbait anymore. Maybe she turned 18 already.

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk  

To Eve

i can see your pretty bitter eve. one could only assume that nobody was trying to fuck you when you were 15. i mean why would they, you seem like an uptight bitch with an outstanding amount of time on your hands to be "policing the internet".

wait... whats that sound, oh its the Dumb Bitch Alarm. OH SHIT, Gotham needs HELP! One could only hope that some prude ugly skank comes here to put an end to people using these so called "words" to make one idiot, emotionally unstable in the context of their use.

Eve
Eve  

@17. Well, I don´t know the legal term in English...but in Brazil having sex with a girl under 16 is considered "Estupro presumido" (something like "presumptive rape", I´m not quite sure about how should I translate that), even if it´s with the girl´s consent.

Her parents can make a formal accusation against the grown up man that has had sex with their daughter (to the police or in a court) or she (the girl) may change her mind, after having had the great, amazing, mind-blowing sex that I´m positively sure you give to every woman who has the luck of being fucked by you and then denounce you herself...In that case, good luck. You´re going to need it once you´re in the clink.

Eve
Eve  

@30. Yes, moron...I do understand it´s called "jailbait", but that´s not the intention actually. The intention (clearly) is to create controversy since everyone knows freaks and rapists wannabes will come here to make nasty comments about a very young girl and IF she is 14 (like Victoria Justice) she´s still a child. I come here exactly because of that: because it´s wrong and I wish people would understand that. Also, if you haven´t noticed, the website still posts some other things. There´s no problem in posting pictures of young girls, it all depends on the context. If you post a picture of a 12, 13 old girl on JustJared, Popsugar that´s fine...but here we know guys will say "I wan´t to bang that", "I´d fuck her so gently"...Give me a fucking break. THIS IS WRONG.

eh  

hey Eve #12

"It´s just wrong to post pictures of girls who are too young…"

so why are you even here?

you do understand that is the point of this right? this is for girls who are jailbait.

Guy  

shes hot!

she was in an episide of Judging Amy when she was 13 or 14. i dont remember specifically, but she was in the court talking about how she had to give oral sex to a boy infront of everyone at a party.

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk  

in medieval times she would already be married off and beginning her life. yes life expectancy was quite lower at that time, but our brains have worked the same for a few millenia. We still believe the same ol fucked up religion thats out there and how miracles are actually real, and Sophocles "the poet" (around though Plato's life) thought how woman are crazy insane masters, and nothing of the sort has changed.

so im just saying that certain things have changed, while others have not. in that, saying you would totally hit that, and freak out about it is wrong only because society has deemed it so, but not historically wrong.

So when you tell me to get my ass out of the past, and the idea of how it was ok to fuck and marry this age bracket of girls is astounding. Then i would tell you not to believe in any religion, miracles, the afterlife, and any other superstitions you have cooking in your fucked up brain that have carried from the past and for some reason society has not deemed that wrong as well.

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk  

where the fuck did she get those? that has to be illegal in at least 48 states for having titties like that at 15. they have to be insanely perky, like gravity defying masterpieces.

if i followed a rainbow till the end and found those instead of a pot of gold, it would be way better.

thats how awesome titties are. yup.. there just that awesome

Flake
Flake  

Just remember that not everybody is from America. Other countries have different age when it comes to all that.

You guys would screw anyone and anything.

She dresses like a slut. She obviously must enjoy the attention.

I think it's bad when women degrade themselves to dress like a slut but when little girls do it, thats bad.

Big Papi
Big Papi  

I'd fuck her so gently.

aa
aa  

what kind of young lady would show her hoo haas at that age. c'mon! where are the fuckin parents. hide those underaged juicies.

Mercenary2000  

The pics are RECENT!!!! Shold be 16 or 17 now!

sps49
sps49  

First time laughing with Rasheed! Ha haw!

& dayum she's hot!

Antony  

Wassup Rockers was awful.

davige101
davige101  

fucking hot. Gaddam, life is shit when too young and too hot babes like that are allowed out....

Leni
Leni  

OW!!!! Absolutely gorgeous, I even don't mind the too big nose, beaufiful eyes, and the boobies!!! Jesus, she's lovely.

SmackyD
SmackyD  

I'd but stock in this one

Rasheed
Rasheed  

@ Eve #12, why would I get arrested if a teenage whore wants to have sex with me, I don´t get it. As long as they don´t go to the cops (and they won´t, because they enjoy having sex and are giving up the pussy for free), I don´t see the problem.

Eve
Eve  

The policemen and wardens here in Brazil also shave the sex offenders, molesters and rapists´s eyebrows, because that´s the "code" for telling they´ve committed a sex crime (among the inmates). In that way, they (the policemen) make sure the freak is going to be rammed big time as soon as he enters the cell. And not by one guy only...it´s more likely by 10 up to 20 dudes in line.

Meazy  

15?!? Good Gawd man, thats just wrong...

Eve
Eve  

It´s just wrong to post pictures of girls who are too young...

What makes me relieved is knowing that guys like number 1 and 2 will be jail buddies and they will be so looooooooved by the others inmates. Rapists and sex offenders are the main/preferential rape victims in the clink. So good luck, boys or should I say "girls"?...