Melyssa Ford Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Spend Some Time With Nelly Furtado [ChugsAndJugs]
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- Stacy Keibler Has A Hair Stuck To Her Lip [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lopez does Arena Magazine [The Grumpiest]
- Playboy wants Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson [The Blemish]
- Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Natalia Bush in scary bikini [Horny Oyster]
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26 comments
the truth is...

Picture 7 is incredible. She's a tiny woman with big...assets.

d55
d55

one word: disgusting

lemon
lemon

Kooch: Ahaha..New York...The thought of her makes me shiver.

Jose: You don't have to look like a cheap tranny/prostitute to be a real woman. Most of the bitches who claim you should be this and that to be a real woman obviously don't know what "real" nor "woman" means.

adebisi

agree with #19. the style of a whore

FSM

I agree with Jose.

jose

to all the fags above keep banging chicks with 12 year old boy bodies, melyssa ford is a real woman made for men,

pedro_sanchez

DAYUUUM!!!!!! super fine lady.... im a fan of her body!

yerp

melyssa will you marry me !!!

Big Papi
Big Papi

This one would have to be face down, ass up. That nose bums me out.

Mimesis
Mimesis

Buh, Buh, Buh Butta!

KOOCH

LMAO!!!!!! LAST PIC LOOK LIKE FUGLY ASS NEW YORK FORM I LOVE NEW YORK ....WOW LOL

Leni
Leni

The face is meh, but body is hot, thick legs and all.

Paul
Paul

G' Dammmmmmmn!

RLO

I'm with #10.

lemon
lemon

She has meat on her bones, yes, and yet somehow she manages to look less feminine than most women. She looks rude, rough, tough, violant, unclassy and other mostly manly qualities. On top of that, she has a tranny feeling about her. Actually all power body models have it.

So, I'll pass aswell. And the backgrounds and accessories are real cheesy.

#7: Nop, you're not the only one!!

Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo

#7 hahaha! Omg, yeah, I see the big onion nose. And photoshop.

balls of doom
balls of doom

look, its a girl with actual meat on her bones!!!

Shaneomac

picture number 6

am i the only one that thinks she looks like that yellow man thing from sin city?

prettykitty
prettykitty

shes hot, but make no mistake, she wouldnt be shit had she not been one of the first black models to get breast implants. otherwise shed be just another big booty girl in a video.

Bossy
Bossy

I'll pass, thanks.

pstroyer

her legs look ridiculous...

lokiman
lokiman

this is what i'm talkin' about. yum!!!

PT

look super thicccccccck

davige101
davige101

i want those thick legs wrapped around me while I pound her long long time.