Heidi Montag vs. Lauren Conrad - The Bastardly Matchup

LC, it's always LC.

LAUREN ALL THE WAY

like yeah her and the blonde trans were BFF's

but LAUREN!!!

b/c shes better and

heidi is a man,, no better yet shes a transexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heidi's face is rugged. Lauren's figure is too boxsy.

lauren...heidi is soooooooo highly unattractive

Deff Lauren, Heidi is a man.

Neither, how about Whitney and Adrina

lauren's face and tan, heidi's body

Are we comparing personalities or looks? Because Heidi's fake titties, nose job, fake teeth and awesome smile and decent body are better than Lauren's pig nose and terrible lips. Heidi takes the load to the chin. Like a boxer.

I prefer organic breast meat.

Lauren without a doubt! 5/5 VS 3/5

Lauren Conran > Heidi Montag as one of them is a human and the other a horse.

lauren x 10...wtf heidi get a goddamn tan

neither...oh and who the fuck are they?

Lauren..because she just looks better..But both of them have shity personalities.....they both suck actually...Heidi just sucks alot more..

and what is up with Lauren's red nails and black toe nail polish..tacky...And that sun is aging her severely...She's looking too old lately...wrinkles around the eyes and all and she's in her 20's

Lauren is the cheese... blondes remind me of my ex, cheating slut.

lauren has spoken......

lauren!!!

They're looking a lot alike in those pictures

lol eduardo.. that overbite comment made me laugh

definitely LC, no question

There's no plastic surgery in the world that would fix Heidi's face.

So, in this competition Lauren wins.

LC.....Heidi is just really unattractive facially. Not much you can do.

She's got and overbite that you could shelter the city of New Orleans with during a hurrican. If you shortened her chin any she would look like fire marshall Bill.

Neither.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Heidi, I want to play with the silicone.

I would very literally ride them both.

Heidi with a saddle.

LC with my John_Thomas.

Let's see:

Heidi: fake tits and nose job

yeah....I'll take LC. It would be a grudge, since this D Lister thinks she's royalty. Probably has since day one, based on her upbringing.

LC, YO

Heidi and her annoying fiance kinda look alike. That douchy Spencer guy. Weird.

LC here.

Heidi needs to have about 1 inch of her chin lopped off. They can do that in plastic surgery right?

And WTF is with standng like you have to pee? WTF is that?!

Heidi's got a face I could kick all day.

the chick with the tan!

Neither is anything special, but Lauren is cuter, and has the better personality as well.

are you serious? heidi looks like a fucking horse.