Adrien Brody has a Seriously F’d Up Nose

lol. his nose is pretty messed up. but it adds to his charm.

Edward Yang this is the first time I ever found your posts funny.

this is one delicious man. he is just indescribably sexy! this is the best bastardly post ever!

Looks like a drugged out coke addict.

Sorry to disappoint you Matt. My dad is gay, so if I sound like him, I guess that's just the way it goes. You can't escape the influence your childhood has on you, and my childhood was spent locked in my bedroom while my dad had giant cock orgies in the living room. One time I walked in on my dad sucking Pittsburgh Steelers Legend Lynn Swann's dick.

i wanted to fantasize earlier but i couldn't really think of some hot guy... thanks bastardly... now i shall resume.

edward yang... my oh my... first time you disappoint me. i think you are gay. i wish i was as handsome as this guy? i mean wtf... he is ugly as a mofo, BUT he's a guy, and guy's obviously don't have to look good, they just have to kick ass. and he kicks ass as an actor, so i am cool with him. but he is def not good looking. (@ bastardly: can't you post some pics of that chick he's dating? elsa pataki or sth like that)

sexy.

shmexy.

Are you people kidding? He's ugly as hell and that crooked nose along with the line lips are yuck.

i like him, i think he is sexy.

i have a thing for big noses, it looks good on a man.

Long Duk Dong will do. That's fine with me.

I don't know why Ed, but I was wondering what you might look like today. I guess I just have to imagine people visually on these boards.....Whatever the reason that isn't my point.

The character I always think of is the overworked Japanese guy from the movie Gung Ho.....Gedde Watanabe....You may not even be Asian.....Although Yang sounds pretty Asian. In any event, every time I've been reading your comments....that is the guy in my head that is writting it. Way to go Long Duk Dong!

f the nose he is one f actor!

amazing how this guy can do whatever the f he wants...my hero

I wish I was as handsome as this guy. He gave the best performance in Darjeeling Limited. It must be hard to always have to run in slow motion. He was also excellent in Summer of Sam and King of the Hill. I think his mom is a famous photographer and she's been taking pictures of him since he was weeks old. I'm doing the same thing with my daughter. I take pictures of her all the time. My wife always wants to be in the picture and I always tell her to fucking get out of my frame before I take the kid and disappear. She would never find us either. I would change my name. Get plastic surgery. Dye my hair blonde. Into thin air. Without a trace. Hide in plain sight.

Brody's nose is just too long Wilson's nose is broken!

Ok, my first comment wasn't posted. He's D- E- L- I - C - I - O - U - S!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Moe, finally I see one of my top ten sex symbols here on The Bastardly...all the wait has paid off.

And I love his nose.