Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Breaking News!! Ashley Tisdale Might be on Louis Vuitton's Payroll!

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Not that any of you actually give a shit, but Ash’s deviated septum is serious stuff—so serious that she had to cancel shows earlier this month…

Ashley Tisdale is saying sorry to fans for scratching two shows over the weekend because of her recent nose job. “When my surgery was scheduled, we didn’t think it would be necessary to cancel the shows because my doctor thought I would heal in time,” she wrote on her Web site. “Unfortunately, the deviated septum was more significant than we originally thought so the healing process is taking longer.” The “High School Musical” star, who missed her gigs in Miami and Philadelphia, was also absent at New York’s Jingle Ball on Friday. [MTV]

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Leona Lewis Bikini Pictures

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And the Wiki says…

Leona Louise Lewis (born 3 April 1985) is an English singer-songwriter and winner of the third series of the popular television talent show The X Factor.
Her debut single, “A Moment like This”, was released in December 2006, breaking a world record after it was downloaded fifty thousand times within thirty minutes.[1] Her second single “Bleeding Love” was the biggest selling single of 2007 in the United Kingdom. Her debut album, Spirit, was released in November 2007, and became the fastest selling debut album ever in both the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland.[2][3] It is claimed Lewis will be the first winner of a major television talent show in either the UK or U.S. to be given a major global launch with the release of their debut album. [Wiki]

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Bastardly Breaking News! Haylie Duff is a Chanel Whore!!

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I don’t understand why sister Hilary refuses to pay for Haylie’s nose job?! I mean, she pays for everything else so what’s an extra $3-4k?!

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Ariadne Artiles is a Sexy Supermodel From Saint Helena!

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And the Wiki says…

Ariadne Artiles je Å¡panski model rodjena 18. januara 1982. godine u Velikim Kanarima (Gran Canario), jednom od Kanarskih ostrva, zapadno od Maroka.
Ariadnin otac je Å¡panskog porekla, dok je njena majka iz Venecuele. [Wiki]

Can someone please translate that?

While we wait, make sure you guys check out Ariadne’s official website.

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Why Does Terri Seymour Want To Get Pregnant?

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These bikini pictures come from Terri’s vacation that’s going down right now in Barbados.

She’s ready to leave millions in order to have babies. What kind of crack is this woman smoking?!

Terri Seymour, girlfriend of music moghul Simon Cowell has admitted that she will probably leave him when she is ready to start making babies.

She told the Daily Mail:

“Because everything is so amazing, I haven’t allowed myself to think in that way yet.”

But she conceded: “Maybe I will, shortly.

“It’s not something I am worrying about right now. Definitely in the next couple of years, I’d have thought.”

She continued: “He doesn’t want kids, full stop…I would definitely love to have a baby. [Unreality]

About Terri Seymour:

Terri Seymour (born Theresa Helene Seymour in 1974 in Hertfordshire, England) is a British television presenter and sometime actress best known for being the girlfriend of The X Factor and American Idol judge Simon Cowell since 2002.
She first found success as a commercial model appearing in catalogues and commercials, though first came into the public eye when she became co-host of Wheel of Fortune on the British television network ITV from 2000 to 2001. [Wiki]

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Lonely Mariah Carey Still Smoking Lots of Crack in Aspen

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This woman is on so many meds that it’s not even funny anymore. To tell you the truth, I feel kind of sad for her at times.

One of the top stories this year was the fight between Mariah & Eminem from back in June…

Rapper EMINEM is set to shock MARIAH CAREY by releasing a series of scathing tracks about her, according to reports. The star - real name Marshall Mathers III - has allegedly drawn inspiration from a brief affair with the singer in 2001 for his new album. But Carey is upset and has pleaded with label boss L.A. Reid to stop the tracks from being released. A source tells OK! magazine, “There is more than one track that goes into really specific, intimate detail about what went on between Em and Mariah. “Mariah wishes she could sue Eminem for slander. But it’s his freedom of speech.” Carey has previously denied the romance, telling Playboy magazine earlier this year (07), “Something is clearly askew with him. I’m curious as to why he’s so obsessed with me.” [Contact Music]

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