Monthly Archives: December 2007
The Bastardly Morning Report
From The Bastardly Archives… Last Year!
On this day in Bastardly History… The Bastardly Minute With… Kelly Brooks in her Juicy Undies!
Bastardly Breaking News! Reese Witherspoon Jogs w/ a Silver iPod Shuffle!!
Reese knows what’s up! She was recently voted best dressed in 2007 by Enterainment Weekly. You go girl!
What a way to kick off the year, Reese Witherspoon! The newly single star set the style bar high with her Golden Globes appearance (right). The canary yellow gown also marked the first in a series of Nina Riccis — designed by style wunderkind Olivier Theyskens — that Witherspoon would parade across the red carpet, including the glittering gray number from the SAG Awards (left). Throughout the year, Witherspoon understood the virtue of keeping it simple, skipping the wreaths and chandeliers in favor of flattering necklines and a dazzling smile. [EW]
Will Mario Lopez Sleep with Eva Longoria Tonight?
Anyone know Eva’s initial reaction to Tony’s recent issues w/ super-bitch, Alexandra Paressant?
I’m pretty sure that Mr. Chump, Mario Lopez, was around to comfort her…
Vanessa Marcil - Vegas Magazine Pictures
Jennifer Garner & Violet Affleck go for a walk in NYC
So, have any of you seen Juno? I checked it out the other day & it actually lived up to all the hype. I seriously have some respect for Ellen Page after seeing her on the big screen, but she’s still one of the most boring chicks on the red carpet. Ellen, slip a nipple every once in a while and if you require inspiration, please review our extensive collection of Bai Ling red carpet photos.
Trailer:
Sarah Shahi Always Looks Hot
These were snapped @ a Diesel Intimates Summer BBQ sponsored by Svedka
And the Wiki says…
Aahoo Jahansouz Shahi, also known as Sarah Shahi (born January 10, 1980, in Euless, Texas, U.S.), is an American actress, model of Iranian and Spanish descent.[1] former NFL Cheerleader and a great-great-granddaughter of the 19th century Persian Shah Fat′h Ali Shah Qajar by Begom Khanom (daughter of Hossein Qoli Khan Afshar, niece of Begom Khanom, daughter of Emam Qoli Khan Afshar), through their son Jahansouz Shah.[2] Shahi was named #90 on the Maxim magazine “Hot 100 of 2005” list[3]; she moved up to #66 in 2006. [Wiki]
Bastardly Flashback: Guess How Many STDs are in this Photo?
Milo Ventimiglia is getting a piece of Hayden Panettiere
Since I know a lot of you bastards also want a bite, I figured it would be interesting to hear your thoughts on Hayden’s new relationship. But first, here’s a very touchy “look we’re dating!”-coming-out story that’ll surely get tears rolling down your eyes…
Milo could not stop himself from talking about Hayden at a party in Los Angeles. An eyewitness said: ‘He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her.’ The two then spent the rest of the evening holding hands. [EarthTimes]
About Milo:
Milo Anthony Ventimiglia (born July 8, 1977) is an American actor. He is known for his roles in the NBC series Heroes as idealistic hero Peter Petrelli, in the television series Gilmore Girls as Rory’s rebel boyfriend Jess Mariano, and as Rocky’s son Robert Balboa in the final movie of the Rocky saga, Rocky Balboa. [Wiki]