Posts from July 2014

Will Mario Lopez Sleep with Eva Longoria Tonight?

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Anyone know Eva’s initial reaction to Tony’s recent issues w/ super-bitch, Alexandra Paressant?

I’m pretty sure that Mr. Chump, Mario Lopez, was around to comfort her…

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Jennifer Garner & Violet Affleck go for a walk in NYC

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So, have any of you seen Juno? I checked it out the other day & it actually lived up to all the hype. I seriously have some respect for Ellen Page after seeing her on the big screen, but she’s still one of the most boring chicks on the red carpet. Ellen, slip a nipple every once in a while and if you require inspiration, please review our extensive collection of Bai Ling red carpet photos.

Trailer:

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Sarah Shahi Always Looks Hot

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These were snapped @ a Diesel Intimates Summer BBQ sponsored by Svedka

And the Wiki says…

Aahoo Jahansouz Shahi, also known as Sarah Shahi (born January 10, 1980, in Euless, Texas, U.S.), is an American actress, model of Iranian and Spanish descent.[1] former NFL Cheerleader and a great-great-granddaughter of the 19th century Persian Shah Fat′h Ali Shah Qajar by Begom Khanom (daughter of Hossein Qoli Khan Afshar, niece of Begom Khanom, daughter of Emam Qoli Khan Afshar), through their son Jahansouz Shah.[2] Shahi was named #90 on the Maxim magazine “Hot 100 of 2005″ list[3]; she moved up to #66 in 2006. [Wiki]

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Milo Ventimiglia is getting a piece of Hayden Panettiere

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Since I know a lot of you bastards also want a bite, I figured it would be interesting to hear your thoughts on Hayden’s new relationship. But first, here’s a very touchy “look we’re dating!”-coming-out story that’ll surely get tears rolling down your eyes…

Milo could not stop himself from talking about Hayden at a party in Los Angeles. An eyewitness said: ‘He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her.’ The two then spent the rest of the evening holding hands. [EarthTimes]

About Milo:

Milo Anthony Ventimiglia (born July 8, 1977) is an American actor. He is known for his roles in the NBC series Heroes as idealistic hero Peter Petrelli, in the television series Gilmore Girls as Rory’s rebel boyfriend Jess Mariano, and as Rocky’s son Robert Balboa in the final movie of the Rocky saga, Rocky Balboa. [Wiki]

Sad Piper Perabo Brings The Weekend Links!

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- Krystal Forscutt Topless In FHM [HollywoodTuna]
- Sienna Miller Might Get Engaged Soon [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Super high Me - trailer [Flabber]
- THE NEW YEAR IS [ALMOST] HERE, PART 6 [Celebslam]
- Sheridan in Her Bikini Again [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- What the Hell Is Boxing Day Anyway? [The Bastardly Society]

- Angelina Jolie Is On Top [Dlisted]
- Who’s the daddy? [Tasteful Celebs]
- The things The Cruz sisters will do for their brother [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Jenna Fischer dating David Spade [Cele|bitchy]
- Mischa Barton Should Have Been Arrested Long Ago [Fatback and Collards]

- NYC is Closed [CityRag]
- Ashley Tisdale & Vanessa Hudgens are legal [DerekHail]
- Michael Lohan Feels Your Pain [Celeb Warship]
- Nicky Hilton Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]

- Video Adds Credence To ‘Dumb Blonde’ Claim [Complex]
- Nicolette Sheridan slipped a nipple [The Blemish]
- Marisa Miller bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Vote for 2007 Bastardly Skanky Ho of the Year: HEAT A & HEAT B!

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Sexy Miss France 2008 Valerie Begue Keeps Her Crown!

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So yes, the scandalous Entrevue Magazine pics floating around couldn’t bring down Valerie Begue (probably due to extensive behind-the-scenes handjob negotiation sessions). At the end of it all, Vals gets to keep her crown, but she’s not allowed to compete in the upcoming Miss World & Miss Universe pageants.

Like she gives a shit.

This chick got so much free publicity in the last week or so that she won’t need any of crap to push her career to the next level (probably Playboy or porn (in that order)).

The pageant’s criteria stipulates that candidates must “never have posed or exhibited (themselves) in dubious outfits or poses, partially or totally nude.”

Photos published in Entrevue magazine last week included one of a bikini-clad Begue lying on a cross in a swimming pool and another of her licking what appeared to be yogurt or evaporated milk. [Washington Post]

Those are some pretty bullshit rules, in my opinion.

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