Posts from July 2014

Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Baby-Baby Bump (We Think)

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I’m still going w/ my “this is a publicity stunt” theory until I see that pregnant photo shoot in Maxim. While we wait for a baby (or pillow) to pop out of J.Alba, here are some words of wisdom for all you Bastardly Ladies out there…

“Most guys, especially when they’re younger, really are only after one thing. To all the girls out there, I don’t want to say, ‘Don’t give your heart to somebody like that,’ But wait at least a good year,” People quoted her, as telling the mag.

“You can be in a relationship and do some things, have fun, get to know each other - but don’t give them everything,” she added.

Addressing the issue more seriously, the 26-year-old actress cited her own example, saying that she also committed the same mistake as a youngster.

“That was something I did at a young age, fell in love and gave him my everything, and I was left with nothing,” she said.

“It took me a long time to put myself back together, and I wish someone would have told me back them to hang on to some of myself,” she added. [China Daily]

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Better Late Than Never: Naked VS Angels in French PHOTO Mag

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So yes, we’ve had this sitting in our inbox for the last ten days. My bad, Pstroyer. I have a valid excuse, though. Jackson is currently on special assignment in Buenos Aires (i.e. hit on as many hot chicks as possible) and I’m horrible at following up w/ inbox stuff, so I kinda let this get stale.

So w/out further do-do, let’s get on w/ some bastardly business. Seeing extremely hot women lined up in the nude makes me want to A) stare at the photo for prolonged periods of time & B) fantasize of where I’d like to stand if given the opportunity (in my wildest & kinkiest dreams, of course). With that in hand, please review both pics & vote wisely…

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Marko Jaric Made a Career Move by Dating Adriana Lima. Bastard.

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Big props to Pstroyer for sending in the photo above.

When Marko Jaric started dating Adriana Lima last month, two things could’ve happened:

1. His basketball career could’ve tumbled to the ground. Reason: He’d be too busy thinking about having endless amounts of sex w/ Adriana Lima (i.e. various new positions to try, exotic locations, etc etc.)

And, #2. He would play some of the best ball of his career. Reason: If his game sucked ass, there’s the chance that Adriana would leave him and hence, stop having sex w/ him. (Which would probably result in suicide).

To his advantage, Marko has been performing exceptionally on the court.

From Brett Martel/AP Sports:
Antoine Walker joked that Minnesota Timberwolves teammate Marko Jaric was “overachieving.”
The reference was not to the guard’s recent hot shooting, but that the native of Serbia is dating Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.

From Rick Alonzo/Pioneer Press:
Lima is supportive of Jaric. She flew to Denver on Thanksgiving and attended the Wolves’ game there the next day.
Teammate Mark Madsen spilled the beans on Jaric’s relationship with Lima.
“Ever since he started dating Adriana Lima, he’s a new man,” Madsen said, laughing. “He’s flying all over the court. He dunked! I’ve never seen him dunk.” [TWolves Blog]

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A Bastardly Minute With… Magdalena Brzeska

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And the German Wiki says…

Magdalena Brzeska (* 14. Mai 1978 in Gdynia, Polen) ist eine deutsch-polnische Turnerin.
Sie ist 26-malige Deutsche Meisterin in der Rhythmischen Sportgymnastik, erklärte jedoch am 21. Februar 1998 in der ZDF-Sendung “das aktuelle sportstudio” das Ende ihrer sportlichen Karriere. Sie begann 1990 mit dem Training beim TSV Schmiden (bei Stuttgart). Dort blieb sie sechs Jahre, holte alle ihre Meistertitel und nahm auch an Europa- und Weltmeisterschaften teil. Höhepunkt war die Teilnahme an den Olympischen Spielen 1996 in Atlanta/USA. Danach trat sie in den TV Wattenscheid 01 ein, wo sie noch weitere zwei Jahre trainierte. Bis 1996 wurde sie von Kristina Georgiew trainiert, ab 1996 war Livia Medilanski ihre Trainerin in Wattenscheid. Magdalena Brzeska ist regelmäßiger Gast bei Show-Vorführungen, in Fernsehsendungen und in der Unterhaltungsbranche. Anfang 2006 hat sie in ihrem Heimatverein TSV Schmiden eine “Talentschule Magdalena Brzeska” für Nachwuchsgymnastinnen gegründet. Brzeska ist Mutter zweier Töchter und war mit dem ehemaligen Bochumer Fußballprofi Peter Peschel verheiratet. [Wiki]

The Ghetto Google Translator says…

Magdalena Brzeska (* 14 May 1978 in Gdynia, Poland) is a German-Polish gymnast.
It is 26-time German champion in the Rhythmischen Gymnastic, said, however, 21 February 1998 in the ZDF broadcast “the current sportstudio” the end of their sporting careers. It began in 1990 with the training at TSV Schmiden (near Stuttgart). There they stayed six years, and brought all of their championship titles and also took part in European and World Championships. Highlight was the participation in the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta, USA. Then she joined in the TV Wattenscheid 01, where they are trained further two years. Until 1996, she was by Kristina Georgiev trained, as of 1996 was Livia Medilanski their trainer in Wattenscheid. Magdalena Brzeska is a regular guest at show demonstrations, in television and in the entertainment industry. Entering 2006, in her hometown club TSV Schmiden a school talent Magdalena Brzeska “for Nachwuchsgymnastinnen founded. Brzeska is a mother of two daughters and was with the former professional football Bochum Peter Peschel married.

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